Three legal age adults.
✓Massive amounts of adult beverages.
✓Instruction manual on wall.
✓One medium-sized willing and able porcupine.
?"Okay, who was in charge of bringin' the porcupine? Looks like another YouTube night viewin' The Bestiality Channel just like when somebody forgot to bring the duck-billed platypus. Yeah, I'm lookin' at you, Phil."