Fuck a duck you are into some weird shit, it like denying you've ever watched "2 girls one cup" cause I know you have and regretted it.
I have and no i did not regret it
Did i Fap ? ..No just laughed ROFL
I have seen similar to that famous video on Tosh.0
the crowd sure loved it.. people just like to deny it.. playing dumb.
You mean to tell me you guys didn't look at my link i posted earlier ?
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time !
I dare not click on links in a bestiality thread LOL
People have died from sex with animals
One day, a woman decided to join a beastiality chatroom, like ya do, and in doing so met a German man with a German Shepherd dog, who were both very enthusiastic about having sex with the 43-year-old mother of three.
So, you know, if you're looking to join a beastiality community, that's what you want. Mission accomplished.
After they met up, the faithful, obedient, enthusiastic dog ejaculated in her, like people do during sex. This particular part of the act, though, didn't sit too well with the lady's immune system because it turns out, she was allergic to the dog semen. Who knew? It's not like they test for that.
Kind of a crappy way to find out you're allergic to dog semen, though. That's like going on a Cheese-of-the-Month weekend retreat with a group of friends and then finding out you're lactose intolerant. Bummer, man.
Anyway, the semen killed her after she went into anaphylactic shock.
In Enumclaw, Washington, there was a 45-year-old man who died of acute peritonitis, which means that his colon ruptured while he was having sex with a horse.
Hundreds, yes hundreds, of hours of footage of him and other men having sex with horses were found at his farm, so, you know, they were actually pretty good at it. I mean, hundreds of hours of footage? I haven't clocked hundreds of hours of anything other than work, masturbation, and TV watching.
Well, at least he went out happy.
Bestiality IS illegal in Washington now, I guess all it takes is one good horse fucking. If you absolutely feel the need to satisfy your urge to be penetrated by Scooby Doo, singing the American anthem, while wearing a diving suit, wellington boots, gas mask and nipple shock clamps, please consult your local laws first.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law_in_the_United_States
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