[ 0.66 BTC ] Seditious Strawberry Jam for sale!

[AllYourBase]

12 oz. jars of homemade strawberry jam, developed specifically for the bitcoin economy!

Jam so good it may in some cases cure cancer, eliminate world poverty, do your laundry, and win the peace prize.  

Guaranteed to be an unlicensed, unregulated food business.  All standards followed are done so only in the hope of attracting and retaining customers.

Jam is boiled, and heat sealed, so should last on the shelf in a cool dark place up to a year (but take a good look when you open it 2 years from now and say it's still good).

Only available in the US for now.  Price is inclusive of shipping for one jar.  If you buy multiple jars I'll let you know the shipping cost via PM.

How to get some:
1. Send me a pm
2. I send you a btc address
3. After I receive payment I ship
4. I'll PM you once the shipment has been sent (typically 24-48 hours).  
5. Leave feedback here if you like it!

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[BombaUcigasa]

Kind Sir, please consider obtaining and posting further information required in the extreme event you desire to increase your area of business to include other continents, including but not limited to export fees and shipping costs.

[Garrett Burgwardt]

As a way to kick off your business, would you consider sending a jar to an interested, trusted forum member? I'm very interested in some fresh strawberry jam, but since you don't have a reputation I'm hesitant.

I'll pay upon receiving the jam, will taste test and review it, and post here backing you up

-Garrett

[REF]

Nothing is better then homemade goods. Give us a pic. No 2 pictures. One of a filled jar one of some jam on toast.

[AllYourBase]

Kind Sir, please consider obtaining and posting further information required in the extreme event you desire to increase your area of business to include other continents, including but not limited to export fees and shipping costs.

I'll be sure to update the post when I figure out international shipping and such.  The USG seems pretty tyrannical, but especially towards anything involving plants/food crossing the border.  When I get time I'll look into.  Also, if you know of anyone who'd like to be a distributor on your continent, let me know.

Garrett, sent you a PM.

[Phenomenon]

Wow that is a pretty awesome label.  I am also interested in some jam.  I'll send a PM!

PS - confirming that homemade goods for BTC are awesome.

[AllYourBase]

Wow that is a pretty awesome label.  I am also interested in some jam.  I'll send a PM!

PS - confirming that homemade goods for BTC are awesome.

Sweet, PM sent.

[Shuffle]

this is a great idea, good going OP

[mmdough]

Nothing is better then homemade goods. Give us a pic. No 2 pictures. One of a filled jar one of some jam on toast.

Send some pictures of jam being spread slowly... slowly... over a piece of toasted rye bread... the kind with caraway seeds...

And a picture of a glass of milk, next to a jar of jam...

And a picture of a silver haired matriarch smiling quietly to herself as she spreads jam over a half of a corn muffin, it's ragged edge glowing gently in the firelight from the Christmas hearth, festooned with branches of holly; while her grandson waits expectantly, a gleam in his eye, clutching a small, brown teddy bear in bluejean overalls to his chest, his tiny chest: swaddled in too-big blue flannel pajamas. A jukebox in the background whirrs quietly, possibly filling the air with a sweetly melodious arrangement of Handel's Messiah, and at the woman's feet crouches an expectant hound, a mutt, an alley dog, panting with affection as he gazes lovingly at the kindly old women whom he will serve until his final days on earth, only to be buried in the end under the birdbath in the backyard, the white porcelain birdbath with a green glass ball resting in the bowl. In the summer the birds play and the water gurgles joyfully in the thick, humid air, but come winter the ground is cold, hard; and no more dogs can be buried for six months, and the harvest is past.

kthxbye

[RonnieP]

Damn it. I was going to start selling orange marmalade this week. Beat me to the homemade jelly market:(
I'm not kidding; This is not sarcasm.

[AllYourBase]

Damn it. I was going to start selling orange marmalade this week. Beat me to the homemade jelly market:(
I'm not kidding; This is not sarcasm.

Haha, well I'm not planning on selling orange marmalade, so go for it!  Competition leads to happier consumers.  

[Garrett Burgwardt]

Delicious Jam! I ended up paying .66 BTC for my jar, and I don't know if it could command /that/ price, but it's close

You won't be disappointed, I don't think.

[AllYourBase]

Thanks for being the first customer Garrett; I'm glad you liked it!



I've adjusted the price to reflect the latest exchange rate.  I'll try to do this about once a day.  Currently 0.45BTC/jar, shipping included.  Send me a message if you'd like to get some Seditious Strawberry Jam delivered to your door!

[DannyM]

OK, I'll try it too!

[AllYourBase]

OK, I'll try it too!

Cool, sent you a message!

[note235]

i like this
do you ship everywhere?

[AllYourBase]

I ship everywhere in the US, as stated in the original post, and the cost includes shipping. 

Price updated to match fluctuating exchange rate    I wish it were more constant...

Thanks for the interest!
AllYourBase

[note235]

ill probably get one, my rig is waiting for the new ssd

[Phenomenon]

Jam arrived promptly and was very delicious!  Good product. Good service. Would (and probably will) buy again.