It is said that Bitcoin has no Terms of Service. And indeed it does not.
May it benefit from having some?
Why wouldn't we sketch some simple and funny terms of service ourselves? In fact since there is no central authority I feel ourselves as good as Bitcoin Foundation for the job
Here I have started, anyone can edit and there is a mini-chat.
Have fun. Absolutely not. The fact that Bitcoin does not have a Terms of Service (TOS) is one of its greatest strengths! In fact it is the only way to pay online without having to agree to some company's TOS. It is like using cash, silver or gold for in person transactions.