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November 28, 2015, 01:41:51 PM
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Hi, quite new here, so I'm not sure if I've posted this in the right sub forum.  Does anyone have any info on how to sell one testicle safely for Bitcoin?  I'm a 40ish year old male, in the UK, so it's mine and I am being serious.
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November 28, 2015, 01:49:56 PM
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Have you checked the market prices for used testicles? You might be disappointed.
Most bitcoin users (at least here in this forum) seem to have some testicles of their own and probably don't need one more, and the few users without testicles probably don't have an immediate need for one isolated testicle. Overall, I think your chances of making a good profit are pretty slim.
However, if you happen to find a buyer, make sure you pack it (the testicle, not the buyer) in ice so that it arrives in a good condition. You would not want to read complaints about bad packaging here, would you? It would seriously worsen your prospects of follow-up business if you ever decide to sell the rest of your manhood.

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November 28, 2015, 02:23:42 PM
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ok, im sorry for laughing
Ok back to topic, this is the first time i heard a market for human testicles
I know skin can be used for good thing, livers, hearts, brains all can be useful and be sold very expansively
But testicles, this is the first time i heard of it
But i don't think any one would buy another pair of testicles with bitcoin Tongue
try to contact your local hospital they might need one and pay you for yours
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November 28, 2015, 03:54:50 PM
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They have Testicle Festival's all over the world. out here they have sheep, turkey and bull balls....
Never had a human before.. might be tasty ??

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November 28, 2015, 05:40:06 PM
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http://now8news.com/donate-a-testicle-the-payout-for-this-is-35000/

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November 28, 2015, 06:04:27 PM
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Hi, quite new here, so I'm not sure if I've posted this in the right sub forum.  Does anyone have any info on how to sell one testicle safely for Bitcoin?  I'm a 40ish year old male, in the UK, so it's mine and I am being serious.

Damn, I'm looking for a matching pair shame you're only selling one.

Out of interest, whats it's size / circumference?
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November 29, 2015, 05:52:12 AM
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one? why not both? Cheesy
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November 29, 2015, 06:23:07 AM
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Is the testicle currently attached to your scrotum? 

If yes: How will you separate it?

If no:  Is it in good condition?

Also, would you consider taking buttsexcoin for it?

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November 29, 2015, 01:35:25 PM
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maybe op has 4 testicles and he should sell it to become normal. Grin

donate it on a gay bar.

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November 29, 2015, 03:04:11 PM
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Well it's about 2 cm by 1cm, I presume and it is still attached to my body. One can get it done in the states for medical science and get paid as in the link ognasty posted. I know it sounds funny but I am serious. Heck:-),  if u find it funny (I can see why) then donate me some satoshi to the wallet address below :-)

 I do want to try to do this, considering speaking to max kaiser about this to see if he can help set it up.

Bitcoin wallet addy.       1ETusXVrYMC8SZgrmWBUtoemUZ5L6tDdFC
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January 03, 2016, 07:07:05 PM
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You should just take bets at https://www.betmoose.com/ and just chop it off for the highest bid!!

https://i.imgur.com/IyHfYCH.gif

I am just curious if someone use this site? Is it safe?
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January 03, 2016, 07:26:33 PM
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You should just take bets at https://www.betmoose.com/ and just chop it off for the highest bid!!



I am just curious if someone use this site? Is it safe?

Never used it personally, but their link here https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=645747.0 doesn't show any signs of scammery that i could find although I only read the last two pages. Thanks for bumping this thread, made me LOL again! Cheesy

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January 03, 2016, 08:49:39 PM
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You need to tell us if we need to take it out of your body or not. That's gonna have a bearing on the price.
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January 03, 2016, 11:56:46 PM
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I am VERY interested in the "testicle" from you!!
I lost mine from a fight with my wife that got a little out of control, we have since made up! So now im in the market for a good pair of testicles! (Yes I know youre only selling one, but it sure is a good start!)

But first I have a few questions and concerns..
1: How do I know this is your actual testicle that your selling? We would have to find some type of way to verify said testicle too make sure that its really a testicle youre selling and not something else.
2: As someone stated in an earlier post, the packaging would have to be amazing so the said testicle doesnt go bad and just rot away. Im not replacing my missing testicle(s) with some rotting one! (Gross, and unsafe!)
3: What would your price be? Would you be paying for your own medical expenses? I hope youre not too attached to this testicle (heh), because im not paying some crazy amount!

With love,

Rob
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January 04, 2016, 12:00:00 AM
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You need to tell us if we need to take it out of your body or not. That's gonna have a bearing on the price.

Also, if you could post a pic of your testicle along with a piece of paper with your forum username and the date, that would help prove your legitimacy.

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January 04, 2016, 12:09:15 AM
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You need to tell us if we need to take it out of your body or not. That's gonna have a bearing on the price.

Also, if you could post a pic of your testicle along with a piece of paper with your forum username and the date, that would help prove your legitimacy.

That's true, preferably a picture of the already removed testicle. That would be best.
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January 04, 2016, 04:17:42 AM
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You should just take bets at https://www.betmoose.com/ and just chop it off for the highest bid!!



Record it and Tag it so we know its yours. Bigger the Knife the better.

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January 04, 2016, 09:21:05 AM
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Are there any documents proving that the testicle is not stolen??
Please provide more information  Grin
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January 04, 2016, 07:12:49 PM
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Please take a picture of the testicle and place a little note next to it with your username on it. 

I'm interested in buying Wink

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Please take a picture of the testicle and place a little note next to it with your username on it. 

I'm interested in buying Wink

No need of note, just take a pen and write your username on your testicle!!!  Wink
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January 06, 2016, 12:22:49 AM
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Dose it come with any warranty ? will you replace it with new one if it doesn't suit to my body? is it your own or you also bought it from someone else? Cheesy

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