If someone could give me a motorcycle

[dank]

I'll ride it across the ocean.  Preferably an R1, black would be best.

You guys have seen the video of the dirt bike riding over the pool, right?  I'm going to scale that up.

[myrkul]

I'll ride it across the ocean.  Preferably an R1, black would be best.

You guys have seen the video of the dirt bike riding over the pool, right?  I'm going to scale that up.

You're higher than normal, today.... Working up some munchies for dinner?

[dank]

Weird, haven't put anything but water in my body.  I guess love does get you high.

[myrkul]

Or maybe you're just saturated.

[Akka]

Dank, your post are getting weirder and weirder.

I honestly start to worry for you. You have actually nothing to do, do you?

So I have a proposal, why don't you try to get out of where you are for a while?

Spend 6 month in Europe for example, do some jobbing here to get the money you need, maybe bar keeping.

Getting out of your usually environment for a while would do you good and that's something that look good in your curriculum vitae, too (In case you plan to actually do something in a view years)


- Expecting strange reply about local spirits or something.

[dank]

Life is getting weirder and weirder.  Today you're eating a turkey, tomorrow the world turns to hell because a guy said so online.  The next day, you figure out you are a conscious creator, master of puppets.  You choose to feel love or division.

That's part of evolution, otherwise, you'll be trapped behind your wall until you walk through it.

[Akka]

That's part of evolution, otherwise, you'll be trapped behind your wall until you walk through it.

This is actually funny, because the image I have of you, is a regular stoner, who actually stays behind his door all day and next to never walks through it.

No offence.

[dank]

And that is because you create that perception in your mind.  Bout to walk out the door now.

[AndrewBUD]

Give me, give me.


I have a '99 CBR600RR.. Guess what. I worked hard for that bike....

[Digigami]

I've tried doing this myself.. did not fair as well as this guy tho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMKcxN5b9sY

[AndrewBUD]

I've tried doing this myself.. did not fair as well as this guy tho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMKcxN5b9sY

Motocross bikes are way different than street bikes.. Street bike is sooo heavy in comparison.

[repentance]

Not just more awesome than Hendrix.  More awesome than Evil fucking Knievel, too.  All bow before the almighty dank.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Not just more awesome than Hendrix.  More awesome than Evil fucking Knievel, too.  All bow before the almighty dank.

Not to derail this epic thread, but I just learnt why a smiley is called a smiley from this post.

[repentance]

Not just more awesome than Hendrix.  More awesome than Evil fucking Knievel, too.  All bow before the almighty dank.

Not to derail this epic thread, but I just learnt why a smiley is called a smiley from this post.

I think the wanker smiley should be added to the board's stock smileys - it would get a lot of use.

[myrkul]

Not just more awesome than Hendrix.  More awesome than Evil fucking Knievel, too.  All bow before the almighty dank.

Not to derail this epic thread, but I just learnt why a smiley is called a smiley from this post.

I think the wanker smiley should be added to the board's stock smileys - it would get a lot of use.

Too much, in fact...

[Jaw3bmasters]

I'll ride it across the ocean.  Preferably an R1, black would be best.

You guys have seen the video of the dirt bike riding over the pool, right?  I'm going to scale that up.

You wont have enough gas.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I'll ride it across the ocean.  Preferably an R1, black would be best.

You guys have seen the video of the dirt bike riding over the pool, right?  I'm going to scale that up.

You wont have enough gas.

I wouldn't bank on that hookah assumption. Image a sail on the bike in front of several bass woofers...

[Phinnaeus Gage]

[dank]

I need a bike to ride to Cali, I've got to set some things up for this music festival.  After I meet some people and things are in place, I'll take it full speed into the ocean, if granted by the owner, why not?  I'll keep it afloat.

Just need to ride cross country with my guitar, so I can find the right artists/musicians.

[davout]

I need a bike to ride to Cali, I've got to set some things up for this music festival.  After I meet some people and things are in place, I'll take it full speed into the ocean, if granted by the owner, why not?  I'll keep it afloat.

Just need to ride cross country with my guitar, so I can find the right artists/musicians.

A R1 would be quite uncomfortable for riding long distances, and you'll end up going slower than a car on average since you'll have to stop for gas and rest much more often.