Making a better mouthwash

[61197da925c1]

The best mouthwash I've tried is Scope, it has ethyl alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, cetylpyridinium chloride, domiphen bromide.

I would like to add triclosan, chlorhexidine gluconate, isopropyl alcohol, iodine and sodium bicarbonate.

[niko]

The best mouthwash I've tried is Scope, it has ethyl alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, cetylpyridinium chloride, domiphen bromide.

I would like to add triclosan, chlorhexidine gluconate, isopropyl alcohol, iodine and sodium bicarbonate.

And just to be sure, finish off with a propane torch - especially the tongue and those hard-to-reach areas around the molars.

[greyhawk]

Upping the amount of different disinfectants isn't going to change much if anything. Any of this stuff kills bacteria dead well enough already on it's own. You really can't kill em deader after that.

What you'll want to do is experiment with varying the aetheric oils to change the taste and smell aspects.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Now you're ready to kiss her, whereupon thereafter you work your way south to that wonderful recreational site God, being a civil engineer, so cleverly placed next to a sewer dump, wondering why you wasted a cup of mouthwash. From this date forward, everybody who reads this post will have it come to mind the next time they visit said rec site, and you will yell out, "Damn you, Phin!" She'll then ask you who the hell is Phin, then start questioning your sexual orientation.

To think it all started with a swig of Scope. Call it the butterfly effect, which reminds me...

[61197da925c1]

uh no, the contents of scope isn't good enough, probably 60-70% effective

[niko]

Now you're ready to kiss her, whereupon thereafter you work your way south to that wonderful recreational site God, being a civil engineer, so cleverly placed next to a sewer dump, wondering why you wasted a cup of mouthwash. From this date forward, everybody who reads this post will have it come to mind the next time they visit said rec site, and you will yell out, "Damn you, Phin!" She'll then ask you who the hell is Phin, then start questioning your sexual orientation.

To think it all started with a swig of Scope. Call it the butterfly effect, which reminds me...

Quoting, in case you've got Phin on "ignore". Call it the locust effect.

[BTCKnowledge]

uh no, the contents of scope isn't good enough, probably 60-70% effective

Is this scientifically-based, or a figment of your imagination?