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December 23, 2015, 04:12:08 PM
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PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (WPEC) - A woman is facing a charge of battery for fighting with her husband who couldn't stop passing gas.

BY WPEC TUESDAY, DECEMBER 22ND 2015

Donald Fitzroy Meikle told police his wife, Dawn, elbowed him on the arm when he passed gas in bed. This happened early in the morning on Dec. 11. Meikle said she eventually kicked him out of bed because his flatulence wouldn't stop.

The victim said his wife let him back into bed. He passed gas again, according to the report, and she started to kick and elbow him again. Meikle said he held his wife for his own safety. During the struggle, she suffered a split lip and he suffered several scratches across his chest.

Dawn called 911.

Police said she also sprayed pepper spray to keep her husband out of the bathroom.

Police arrested Dawn for domestic battery and took her to the St. Lucie County jail.

http://local12.com/news/offbeat/woman-arrested-for-battery-after-fighting-with-husband-who-wouldnt-stop-farting

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January 06, 2016, 06:09:19 AM
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Lol. I would have done that if I were her.

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