Yes, I've got a couple of old ASICS in the closet beside me, worn out and wrapped up. Extremely cheesy!
I suppose I could "mine"
BTC with them by selling them to someone unsuspecting.
These shoes were made for minin'
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these shoes
Are goin' mine some coins for you.
"Are you ready shoes?"
"Start hashin'!"