[NEWS] One Billion Idiots on the Internet

[Spoetnik]

What ? need proof ? While back Facebook broke the 1 billion users logged in record.

Maybe if i am lucky i can get told off by the crowd of 4chan idiots kids they had..
A whole new generation of cocky lippy little pricks are born every day !
i hate to generalizethis but it's true !

It's becoming common that i see douche bag brats romping around town on the streets
with their big headphones trying to clear a space on the dance floor so they can waive their arms around dancing like retards.

Jeez when i was a kid we had respect for elders and we would be embarrassed acting like a fag in public.
Now i can maybe get some beak from 1 billion little shits on the internet ?

Hey children..



What is that ?
Well kidiots.. it's a meme that got popular before you were probably born..
old man Spoetnik haez cheesburger Wisdom for you

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[galdur]

Idiot on the phone walks off a cliff

A man distracted by his electronic device who fell 60 feet to his death at San Diego's Sunset Cliffs on Christmas Day has been identified, San Diego Lifeguards confirmed to NBC 7 San Diego.
The incident happened at 4:50 p.m. Friday on the 900 block of Sunset Cliffs Boulevard when the man, identified as 33-year-old Joshua M Burwell of Sheridan, Indiana, tumbled off the side of a cliff.

"Witnesses stated seeing someone distracted by an electronic device and he just fell over the edge," said San Diego Lifeguard Bill Bender. "(He) wasn't watching where he was walking, he was looking down at the device in his hands."
The details of what Burwell was doing were unclear, Bender said. Lifeguards have not found a device yet and said the device could have been a camera or a phone.

[Jet Cash]

What's facebook?

[Spoetnik]

LOL funny replies.
I once road up a telephone poll as a kid riding a BMX bike going down the side walk talking to someone.
..my front tire managed to ride up the poll some how and i went up in the air and landed flat on my back.

I seen some super cute chick staring at me while waiting for a seat in the Denny's lobby.. many years ago.
She started to walk over and tripped over the bench and face planted on the ground LOL
BUT i have done it 100 times probably.. some hot piece of ass walks by and BAM!.. SMACK INTO A WALL hahaha

Have any of you done something stupid ?
You can tell me, i won't tell anyone i promise

[Cyaren]

Lots of idiots.. Me included

[galdur]

Lots of idiots.. Me included

Well, the ability to admit that you´re an idiot (unusual as idiots are concerned since they´re typically not aware of their own idiocy at all) shows certain intelligence so most likely you´re not an idiot.

[BADecker]

But only 10 digits, unless you include commas - 1,000,000,000.

 

[Gleb Gamow]

I swear this never happened to me, but I once witnessed a wall walking in a man (I was 18 at the time).

[tommypug]

What is new, people frustrate me that act slow.