WARNING: Coffee is Dangerously Addictive

[notbatman]

48 hours without any joe and my head was ready to explode with tension you could cut with a knife. I'm currently sipping on jet black americano style with no sugar; it's sweet and my headache is gone.

[lottery248]

lmao.
in fact, i don't understand what that is because it isn't a report.

[notbatman]

lmao.
in fact, i don't understand what that is because it isn't a report.

LOL first hand testimonial dude, I'll find you a report if that's what you need...

[notbatman]

Caffeine Addiction Is a Mental Disorder, Doctors Say

Question: What do heroin addicts who receive a daily dose of methadone have in common with people who feel they cannot function without that morning cup of caffeine?

Answer: They are tending to their addiction—keeping the physical devils of drug withdrawal at bay.

Source: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/01/0119_050119_ngm_caffeine.html


"Studies have demonstrated that people who take in a minimum of 100 mg of caffeine per day (about the amount in one cup of coffee) can acquire a physical dependence that would trigger withdrawal symptoms that include headaches, muscle pain and stiffness, lethargy, nausea, vomiting, depressed mood, and marked irritability.[3] Professor Roland Griffiths, a professor of neurology at Johns Hopkins in Baltimore strongly believes that caffeine withdrawal should be classified as a psychological disorder."

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffeine_dependence

[Spoetnik]

Everyone is on something..

The getting wired jittery & sweaty part of it can get bad.
Many people drink it 24/7 i used to be that way for a lot of years.

I try and avoid it now if i can or at least from how many sources.
A can of Coke or Pepsi has a lot too.. that shit is everywhere !

Oh and you forgot to format this topic as a simple option A / B topic for the account farmers.
Such as.. WARNING: Coffee -or- Addictive ?
Do it better next time so guys can pad up their forum post counts

IE:
- Coke or Pepsi
- money or fuck
- Shoot up heroin or club seals
- Dogs or Cats
- MCdonalds or Burger King
- Kitten in Blender or Bag of Puppies in a lake.
- Cars or Bikes
- Anal rape by a Dog or Read any more account farmer gibberish.

[High Plains Drifter]

I did one of those medical studies years ago and forgot to wean myself off caffeine before it started (iced tea and pepsi mostly) and got a scorching headache from the caffeine withdrawal.  For about six hours I was never far away from a garbage can because I thought I was going to hurl.  It finally went away, but I keep the caffeine intake pretty low now and generally don't get a headache from my insignificant caffeine consumption.  I guess when you withdraw from anything (drugs, nicotine etc) the same thing happens. 

[Lethn]

You've definitely overdosed if you're getting headaches or are feeling ill from going off it a couple of days, people forget that Caffeine, Alchohol and Tobacco are all drugs like any other, you have to use them in moderation, had the same experience myself awhile back and now I've limited myself to two coffee's a day as my absolutely maximum so if I ever go off it, it's not a problem.

[HalFinneysBrain]

This thread is dumb, coffee is very good for your health:

http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/11/16/456191657/drink-to-your-health-study-links-daily-coffee-habit-to-longevity

[notbatman]

This thread is dumb, coffee is very good for your health:

http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/11/16/456191657/drink-to-your-health-study-links-daily-coffee-habit-to-longevity

This thread is about addiction fool.

[PartsSlinger]

You've definitely overdosed if you're getting headaches or are feeling ill from going off it a couple of days, people forget that Caffeine, Alchohol and Tobacco are all drugs like any other, you have to use them in moderation, had the same experience myself awhile back and now I've limited myself to two coffee's a day as my absolutely maximum so if I ever go off it, it's not a problem.

Exactly.

I had the same issue with energy drinks. I use to drink 2 to 3 days a day. I finally got off of them and I thought my head was going to explode or my skull was going to cave in.

[tekno]

i love the smells of coffie. i love chocolate. its not addictive its only attractive

[copperhorse111]

If you are drinking a regular amount it's pretty addictive and that's well known, You would need that amount at the time or your head will hurt, it's better to avoid it if you can.

[HeroCat]

Coffee is quite good drink, I do not think, that it can be dangerous addictive in any way 

[takingthis4]

for me its not addictive at all to be honest i drank it a few times but i didnt like it

[PantFire]

If you are heavy smoker you can change to drink coffee to get off addict .

[Spoetnik]

If you are heavy smoker you can change to drink coffee to get off addict .

Smoking used to be medicine.
In the old days Doctors would come by your house with an aenima kit..
then they would pull out an attachment and tube hooked up to an airbag etc.
Shove it in your asshole and then they would blow cigarette smoke up your ass.

[btcprospecter]

Anything in excess is a addiction. Coffee is a vice of like 75 percent of people

[Gleb Gamow]

This thread is very misleading. I've been drinking coffee for decades and am here to tell you that I'm not addicted to it. In fact, I can quit drinking coffee at anytime, just like when I almost quit masturbating. On the other hand, giving oneself eggnog enemas is addictive. I don't know how to quit thee. 

[Spoetnik]

This thread is very misleading. I've been drinking coffee for decades and am here to tell you that I'm not addicted to it. In fact, I can quit drinking coffee at anytime, just like when I almost quit masturbating. On the other hand, giving oneself eggnog enemas is addictive. I don't know how to quit thee.  

Why would you want to ?
That sounds like fun  

PS:
In case you guys thought i was joking earlier i screen capped the kit.
Barry just finished showing the attachment where you put the tobacco in and then they panned over to the kit..
And yeah you can put Coffee in your South-Mouth too ..lots of people have done it.

I always wait for people to say ohh Spoetnik your so crazy with your lying stories.. all ready to post proof LOL

So with out further ado here is your vintage Tobacco enema kit..
(Note: the brown wood thing in the bottom left is where tobacco goes)



Where do think the phrase "Blow smoke up your ass" came from

There is always more Crazy pent up in my maniacal mind too eh guys.
This all reminds me off getting some kid when i was young to snort Tea..
I told him if you break the bag open and snort it you will get high.. he believed me ROFL
He ended up telling his Mom and that kid was not allowed to play with Spoetnik anymore hahahha

Around the same time i got a couple people smoking Oregano ..no i did not tell them it was pot either.
And back then with the same neighborhood kids i got them snorting Tide with Bleach Laundry detergent.
I convinced them it got them super high & shit and i even snorted a bit with them to convince them i was not joking.

Ok so i got off track a bit.. what i wanted to allude to here is.. have any of you SNORTED Coffee before ?

EDIT:
Or shoved Coffee up your ass ?

[PartsSlinger]

Well, that makes sense! Now tell me where the phrase, "you've got to be shitting me" comes from?