Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed

[strayanbit]

Obviously Zeus offers a better chance at passage to the afterlife than those two stool pidgeonsprophets.  He is a real god, has been around much longer and doesn't need some phony book, just look up at the clouds.
Millions are already feasting in Valhalla, why dont you just give up your worship of false gods and worship Z instead?

[organofcorti]

Obviously Zeus offers a better chance at passage to the afterlife than those two stool pidgeonsprophets.  He is a real god, has been around much longer and doesn't need some phony book, just look up at the clouds.
Millions are already feasting in Valhalla, why dont you just give up your worship of false gods and worship Z instead?

Is "Zeus" trademarked? I'm not sure I'd be comfortable worshipping an idol that didn't have a trademarked brand.

[strayanbit]

No Zeus is open source, using the he is in everything anyway license.

[Pathi]

I thought Valhalla was Odin??

[james.lent]

I thought Valhalla was Odin??

I think op got his mythical gods mixed up.

[Vod]

This kind of talk makes me uneasy.... 

[High Plains Drifter]

This kind of foolishness should make you uneasy, Vod.  God gave everyone intellect and will, but most people choose not to use it.  These bottom feeders - most of whom are probably living in their parents basement - need to get a little more oxygen to their brain.  Zeus is fiction and not even good fiction 

[organofcorti]

This kind of foolishness should make you uneasy, Vod.  God gave everyone intellect and will, but most people choose not to use it.  These bottom feeders - most of whom are probably living in their parents basement - need to get a little more oxygen to their brain.  Zeus is fiction and not even good fiction 

Why would anyone feed their bottoms? Makes no sense.

[strayanbit]

I think op got his mythical gods mixed up.
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Zeus is a lot less mythical than Jesus, also have you been to Valhalla? Do you even worship?

[Boelens]

Millions are already feasting in Valhalla, why dont you just give up your worship of false gods and worship Z instead?

You tried.

[Balthazar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i90QIhLBLI

 

[BADecker]

Actually, Zeus would be the better option than the God of the Bible, because Zeus never predicted that the world would fall away from him, like the God of the Bible predicted that the world would fall away from God, as is happening around the world today.



EDIT: Come on! You know what I mean. People don't like to know what is going to happen in the future, even though they SAY they would like to know. If they wanted to know the future, they would learn to understand the Bible.

[strayanbit]

Why can't you accept that Jesus is a false prophet?  He never even existed!
I saw Zeus's work the other day, so I know he exists, you can't say the same for Jesus.

[abhishek.g]

Obviously Zeus offers a better chance at passage to the afterlife than those two stool pidgeonsprophets.  He is a real god, has been around much longer and doesn't need some phony book, just look up at the clouds.
Millions are already feasting in Valhalla, why dont you just give up your worship of false gods and worship Z instead?

Afterlife, what rubbish ! Nobody even knows what is going to happen after death. Still everybody is chasing for such thing.

[strayanbit]

Afterlife, what rubbish ! Nobody even knows what is going to happen after death. Still everybody is chasing for such thing.

Many seem pretty convinced that they know, but then they think their imaginary friend wrote a book 1800 or so years ago.
Obviously though, Zeus is the only real god,  I wouldn't like to take any chances displeasing him.  You stand a much better chance of getting to the afterlife if you make a daily sacrifice to Z.

May Z's blessings be upon you.

[High Plains Drifter]

Tell big Z I said he can suck it

[strayanbit]

You can tell him yourself... when you pray you're talking to Z  he is the only real god.

[tekno]

zeus was a legend. how can you compare myth of zeus with lived prophets
zeus amon ra afrodit blaa blaa blaa

[strayanbit]

You realise Jesus is definitely a myth also?  What makes you so sure?  Have you not seen lightning?

[organofcorti]

zeus was a legend. how can you compare myth of zeus with lived prophets
zeus amon ra afrodit blaa blaa blaa

I dunno. The Greek gods have had as many stories written about them as the Abrahamic god. Are you being a bit racist or goddist or whatever? You don't accept other people's religions?