Meanwhile, at the board meeting...

[Phinnaeus Gage]

President: Thank you all for coming, before I begin, where's Josh?
Lady with chicken on shoulder: He's just finishing up posting something on THAT other forum.
President: Fine guy! That's why we...
Josh: Sorry I'm...
President: No apologies needed, Josh. We all know...
Sonny: WINNER!
Nick: Second one today. Will somebody verify?
Lady with chicken on shoulder: Looks legit!
Sonny: Happy Happy Joy Joy
President: How much did we win?
Sonny: Doing some quick math in my head, minus my cut... $1.26.
Nasser: This is wonderful! Now maybe we can afford to incorporate the sound of elevator music I invented within all the ASIC units.
Josh: Dude! One step at a time. I'm having a hard enough time convincing that crew that they're morons, but they've yet to grasp the concept.
All (in unison): Morons!
Christ: Got it! This will be a great picture for our yearbook.
Lady with chicken on shoulder: You hear that Rusty? You're goin' be in a yearbook.
Chicken: cluck.
President: Back to business at hand. Sonny, will you please...
Sonny: WINNER!
President: Nevermind! Keep scratching. January is fast approaching, and we...
Josh: Pick me! Pick me! I know the answer to the question. Please pick me.
President: Floor recognizes Josh.
Josh: Tar and feathers.
President: Excellent solution, but to a different problem. Like I was saying, January is...
Josh: What I'd do?
President: Are you eating your boogers?
Josh: Don't be silly! I found it under the table. I have Pica you know. (mumbling) Damn! Always pickin' on us special people.
President: January is right around the corner, and we're going to need to spin why we don't have chips yet from the FAB. Suggestions?
President: Anybody?
President: Josh?
Josh: What the fuck you want?
President: Suggestions for come January.
Josh: Oh! I see! You need me know. Fine! I'm up to the challenge. We make up another lie.
All (in unison clapping and cheering): Here, here! Yes! You da man!
President: Meeting adjourned. Josh, can I speak with you for a minute?
Josh: Sure, bud.
President: (after everybody has left the room and with tears in his eyes) You da man!

[Third Way]

You're the man now dawg!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

You're the man now dawg!

Speaking of dog:

[Third Way]

oh fuuuuug