I prepare for Tuesday morning...
Surefire Hangover Remedy: Ethanol is a poisonous toxin. Don't drink it fool.
Barring that strategy, below is my recipe for properly abusing alcohol.
* Drink expensive booze. Cheap stuff really does cause worse hangovers. You deserve better.
* Eat while you drink, preferably fatty foods.
* Toward the end of the night, switch to drinking water.
* When you get home, vomit if possible. Perform the "toothbrush tickle".
* Right before bed, overdose on vitamin B12, vitamin C, and water. I'm talking 5,000 units of each, and forcing down at least two or three bottles of water. I prefer liquid B-complex. The water is essential. It really what makes all the difference.
If you remember nothing else, remember to stand in your kitchen and swill water until you can't hold any more before staggering to bed.
The last two years I intended to get drunk on New Year's Eve but chickened out and abused opiates instead. People say I'm far less obnoxious on narcotics than ethanol. Probably true. I recall that on pharmaceuticals I wake up with more money in my pocket and fewer apologetic phone calls to make.
I could stay home Monday night and watch sci-fi movies, but preventing the beautiful women of the world from enjoying my dancing abilities would be a sin. Their husbands won't dance with them, so I must. This is my cosmic burden. C'est la vie.