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Author Topic: Sky is falling. Increase to 1.337 MB needed. Consensus today, deploy tomorrow  (Read 454 times)
watashi-kokoto (OP)
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January 26, 2016, 01:37:57 PM
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I think that Bitcoiners do not see how serious the situation is.

The recent Ethereum pump worries Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi is considering moving all his funds to Ethereum.
This is why we at the Bitcoin headquarters need to deploy the 1.337 MB upgrade immediately.

But before we do that, we need to do a slight bump to 1.31337 MB to test how the quadratic slow transaction.
If everything goes correctly and only some nodes crash, we can crash the remaining nodes with the full upgrade.

Major pools like the solo miners who don't mine at pool expressed full support. The central bankers agree as well.

Please sign this document with your full name and address so we can blackmail you if you decide to disagree with this proposal.

Thank you.
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January 26, 2016, 02:07:55 PM
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If you, or "Satoshi" have a real proposal to post on this sub-forum like many other members who post valuable threads, feel free to do so.
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January 26, 2016, 07:25:41 PM
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The central bankers agree as well.

I doubt that by saying this, we should listen to you. Everything that can don't help the bankers is what we should do, not the inverse.
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January 27, 2016, 12:42:32 AM
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I think that Bitcoiners do not see how serious the situation is.

The recent Ethereum pump worries Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi is considering moving all his funds to Ethereum.
This is why we at the Bitcoin headquarters need to deploy the 1.337 MB upgrade immediately.

But before we do that, we need to do a slight bump to 1.31337 MB to test how the quadratic slow transaction.
If everything goes correctly and only some nodes crash, we can crash the remaining nodes with the full upgrade.

Major pools like the solo miners who don't mine at pool expressed full support. The central bankers agree as well.

Please sign this document with your full name and address so we can blackmail you if you decide to disagree with this proposal.

Thank you.

By Satoshi you mean Nick Szabo right?  Well everyone knows he's an avid supporter of Ethereum and he goes far as insinuating that it's the future.

Here's a talk he did at Ethereum Devcon 1.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y3fWXA6d5k&list=PLJqWcTqh_zKHQUFX4IaVjWjfT2tbS4NVk&index=3

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