ROTFL at all you Europeans - bwwahhhahahaha

[jasonjm]

I am going to get some popcorn and watch the whole EU system fall to pieces.

I was going to sign off by calling all Europeans dumb cunts, but that would be insulting cunts.

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we love you too 

[Lethn]

I'd like to point out I'm an Anarchist and never believed in this shit in the first place, it will be very interesting though to see whether this will affect the referendum on the EU though, that's for sure, I bet it will. It's actually something that's important enough for me now to seriously take part in. Before, the referendum was considered quite a joke and the left, rather typically, pretty much acted as if it was a foregone conclusion now that Britain will be joining the EU. However with what's happening in Europe now with the Syrian refugees I expect that a lot of people will be thinking very carefully about whether they want EU beauracrats importing people from a warzone so readily into the country.

[markj113]

I am going to get some popcorn and watch the whole EU system fall to pieces.

I was going to sign off by calling all Europeans dumb cunts, but that would be insulting cunts.

Dont worry the US is only a step or two behind.

Watch the Chinese destroy the petro dollar and Russia out smart you at every move all the while you drown in over 18 trillion dollars debt.

It must be embarrassing for you and im sure the vast amount of obese americans will riot and tear your country apart when their welfare cards stop working for fried chicken and their Obama phones get cut off.

[jasonjm]

Hopefully Europe will have broken apart then and I can move to a non Muslim European country eh?

[jasonjm]

Very funny to watch naive and politically correct swedes getting their asses handed to them.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

I am going to get some popcorn and watch the whole EU system fall to pieces.

I was going to sign off by calling all Europeans dumb cunts, but that would be insulting cunts.

Dont worry the US is only a step or two behind.

Watch the Chinese destroy the petro dollar and Russia out smart you at every move all the while you drown in over 18 trillion dollars debt.

It must be embarrassing for you and im sure the vast amount of obese americans will riot and tear your country apart when their welfare cards stop working for fried chicken and their Obama phones get cut off.

I'm an American and I have to say that's remarkably apt. Now would somebody please fill me in on what's going on in europe? I can't stand watching news in I'm pretty much a hermit.

[jasonjm]

Cool I'll summarize.

Any Europeans correct me if I am wrong.

1) Europeans, and led by Germany and Sweden, think they can invite millions of Arabs hostile to western culture into their countries with no repercussions.
2) European banks are probably the most broke in the world they just been papering it over like no one else.
3) Britain and the eastern eu countries are pissed off with points 1 and 2 and are thinking about sealing up their borders and tell the eu to fuck off.
4) France, which is now more than 10 percent Muslim, is bracing for a lifetime of terror attacks.
5) Greece and Italy are going to default soon unless the eu wipes their debt clean. If it doesn't they will default every year.
6) the eu cannot agree on any minor decision nevermind major ones like the points above.

So in summary eu is fucked and it will break apart. Enjoy the show.

[ACAB]

I am going to get some popcorn and watch the whole EU system fall to pieces.

I was going to sign off by calling all Europeans dumb cunts, but that would be insulting cunts.

And where are you from? You know Europe is the most developed continent in the world for all history since first people.
Get your facts straight now. I'm sure at least half of the Europeans are richer and wealthier than your broke ass.

[jasonjm]

that is great and all, but Europe was never a country.

it's a bunch of countries that alone are tiny weak countries.

and together they are like bickering bitches.

[TECSHARE]

I predict a reduction of pro-gun control posts from Europeans in the gun control thread.

[Tyrantt]

Hopefully Europe will have broken apart then and I can move to a non Muslim European country eh?

Welcome to Serbia, where we removed kebab before it was cool, until someone bombed us in '99... If you love drinking, eating like korazy and shitty government, you'll love it.

[Chinatsu]

Yeah? butwhy? economically?

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Cool I'll summarize.

Any Europeans correct me if I am wrong.

1) Europeans, and led by Germany and Sweden, think they can invite millions of Arabs hostile to western culture into their countries with no repercussions.
2) European banks are probably the most broke in the world they just been papering it over like no one else.
3) Britain and the eastern eu countries are pissed off with points 1 and 2 and are thinking about sealing up their borders and tell the eu to fuck off.
4) France, which is now more than 10 percent Muslim, is bracing for a lifetime of terror attacks.
5) Greece and Italy are going to default soon unless the eu wipes their debt clean. If it doesn't they will default every year.
6) the eu cannot agree on any minor decision nevermind major ones like the points above.

So in summary eu is fucked and it will break apart. Enjoy the show.

Ok, thank you for the summary.  I think I ought to slowly ease back into watching the news, at least on the internets.  This is going to sound retarded, but I'm a retarded American so can anyone recommend a good website to learn about all this stuff without much bias?? 

[jasonjm]

only europeans can be such vaginas, check this story.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-35423028

and this one is good too, sweden going into full panic mode. So at probably 10k per deportation, they are going to spend $800 million dollars on just this batch of deportations assuming they can find they dudes which they won't.

and check out denmark seizing valuables like in the holocaust.

europe is fucked.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35425735

[jasonjm]

and the most ironic thing of all is:

almost all of this has been achieved by US destabilizing the whole middle east.

US sows the whirlwind yet europe reaps the whirlwind of destruction.

Classic. But in true european style the europeans just sit there and take it up the ass from all sides.

[Tyrantt]

only europeans can be such vaginas, check this story.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-35423028

and this one is good too, sweden going into full panic mode. So at probably 10k per deportation, they are going to spend $800 million dollars on just this batch of deportations assuming they can find they dudes which they won't.

and check out denmark seizing valuables like in the holocaust.

europe is fucked.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35425735

If they don't do something soon, yeah, it will suck badly. Sweden is gone, UK and France are right behind them and I expect the 4th Reich to rise in Germany. But yeah, it's not looking good.

[BlindMayorBitcorn]

a good website

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/

[bryant.coleman]

Hopefully Europe will have broken apart then and I can move to a non Muslim European country eh?

Welcome to Serbia, where we removed kebab before it was cool, until someone bombed us in '99... If you love drinking, eating like korazy and shitty government, you'll love it.

Time has come to take out kebab once more. And this time, Russia will lead the fight against these barbarians. Sane nations, such as Serbia and Macedonia should support Russia. That will make sure that the pro-Kebab factions (United States, United Kingdom, Germany.etc) refrains from using their fighter jets and bombers to defend the goatfuckers.

[Spendulus]

I am going to get some popcorn and watch the whole EU system fall to pieces.

I was going to sign off by calling all Europeans dumb cunts, but that would be insulting cunts.

Dont worry the US is only a step or two behind.

Watch the Chinese destroy the petro dollar and Russia out smart you at every move all the while you drown in over 18 trillion dollars debt.

It must be embarrassing for you and im sure the vast amount of obese americans will riot and tear your country apart when their welfare cards stop working for fried chicken and their Obama phones get cut off.

DON"T YOU TALK LIES!  DON"T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY CARDS STOP WORKING.  AND MY FRIED CHICKEN IT'S GUD.  DONT YOU DARE SAY MA BAMA PHONE GET CUT OFF I KICK YO EUROASS!

LOOK, we talking gas, chicken and fons here.  The basics.