Free Walmart $500 egift lifetime warranty

[MrBossMan]

I'm giving away $500 worth of walmart eGift. Passing them out $50 at a time. If you want  to win say a joke that will make me laugh. I'm serious, I will give it to the first 6 members that make me laugh. Now make me laugh.

[rshacker4u]

Drake that type of nigga to catch his girl cheating and apologize for coming at the wrong time.

[jaydipmodhwadia]

Bobby asked God, "How much is a penny worth in heaven?"
God replied, "$1 million."
Bobby asked, "How long is a minute in heaven?"
God said, "One million years."
Bobby asked for a penny.
God said, "Sure, in a minute."

Thanks if I get any of it!

[TriggerX]

A lady walks into a grocery store looking for tomatoes and can't seem to find any, so she goes to ask a store clerk.

Lady: Excuse me, could you help me find some tomatoes?
Clerk: Sorry, but we are fresh out.
Lady: You don't understand, I need these tomatoes, could you check in the back for me?
Clerk: I am sure we don't have any, but I will go look.
The clerk goes to the back and comes back.
Clerk: Sorry, there aren't any in the back.
Lady: But you don't understand, I NEED these.
Clerk: Lady, you're just not getting it. Let me explain it to you this way. What do you get when you take the "blue" out of blueberries?
Lady: Berries.
Clerk: Okay, what do you get when you take the "Straw" out of strawberries?
Lady: Berries.
Clerk: Now what do you get when you take the "fuck" out of tomatoes?
The lady pauses for a moment...
Lady: There's no fuck in tomatoes!
Clerk: That is what I have been trying to tell you!"


Saw this one reddit xD

[sweel]

you are the joke

[MrBossMan]

you are the joke

Not funny. The three on top has received $50 in walmart only couple more spots left.

[TriggerX]

Thanks! I redeemed it and it worked.

[MRKLYE]

What is the difference between a waffle and a baby?

Waffle's don't suck the life out of you.

[john38474]

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?



A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

[kashish948]

A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

[golapani]

I'm giving away $300 worth of Starbucks eGift only for Canada though. Passing them out $50 at a time. If you want  to win say a joke that will make me laugh. I'm serious, I will give it to the first 6 members that make me laugh. Now make me laugh.

Wrong section .

[Colorless]

what did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip!

[tommygunyeah]

Hope u like it! 

[jaydipmodhwadia]

Got my Starbucks, thanks very much

[MrBossMan]

That's it guys. Passed out $500 already. Thank you for playing

[jaydipmodhwadia]

That's it guys. Passed out $300 already. Thank you for playing

Please reply to my pm?

[MrBossMan]

That's it guys. Passed out $300 already. Thank you for playing

Please reply to my pm?

I gave $100 bonus to you. Walmart, enjoy.