Finnish TV Instructs Women in Self-Defence - Video

[galdur]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP82h9TIRyw

Published on Feb 2, 2016
How insulting. You know what? In place of the normal frustration, I think I'll just paste this comment Jani Laaksonen left on the video on Facebook that pretty much sums up what I'm thinking.

To all the foreign women. In case of getting sexually harassed in Finland:

1. Face the molester and raise either of your hands, palm forward, preferably with a mitten on it. The mere sight of this unerotic winter garment is usually enough to deprive your average assailant of any sexual expectations he might have had about the scenario.

Note: beware! Raising your hand to more than 90 degree angle might be interpreted as racist! This might attract any free roaming circus clowns in the area. That's right - circus clowns. This is Finland.

2. So the attacker seems to be either resistant or very much into the mitten thing? Time to raise the stakes!

Now use BOTH your hands the way you did with only one previously. This will create an invisible denser-than-air mass of so-called life-force. Thrusting your palms forwards zaps this ethereal field, sending the sexually deviant white hetero man flying to his milky little behind.

The menacing effect can also be amplified verbally by a resolute "EI!" (meaning "No" but as all of the rapists and molesters are probably your typical Finnish carnivore males, an "Ei" will do). If you want to have a little fun with it you can add some hilarious subcontext with an 80's Console Era war cry, such as the infamous "Hadouken!". Heheh, get it? Because of the way your hand-- never mind.

3. Okay, so the darned polar mongol still won't back down and your Midi-chlorian count simply isn't enough for yet another Force Push?

Fair enough - don't panic! Remember the OC spray you ordered from Ebay last week? Yes, the one advertised to "make the f*cker bleed his eyes to Primordial Soup", yes that's the one!

Don't use it. Leave it in your bag and let it give your swing some serious extra momentum as you crush the horny devil's cranium to smithereens with your awesome weapon of makeup and selfie-device carrying Leather Sledge. You know you didn't want to do this but he just gave you no choice. The man was basically begging to be pursed to death.

Unfortunately there's nothing to be done with the sinister Steven Seagal-Inspired background action tune. We do not have any experience with it as it is a new phenomenon and here we embrace everything new and exciting. Cope with it.

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[Lethn]

..... I'm going to actually have to take a moment to think rationally and come up with an appropriate response to this utter bullshit......

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Nope, I've got nothing, these people are utter fucking cunts.

[galdur]

..... I'm going to actually have to take a moment to think rationally and come up with an appropriate response to this utter bullshit......

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Nope, I've got nothing, these people are utter fucking cunts.

Yeah, it leaves you speechless. Well, soon enough it´ll be spring and then the refugee business will pick up in Europe. And not only from the Middle East, NATO plans to attack Libya again and screw things up even better there. Also Nigeria is mired in terrorism and reeling from a low crude price. Looks like even more desperate times ahead.

[jak1]

All European woman should go to self-defence courses and to carry pepper spry.If woman know to fight they ll escape they are cowards

[Lethn]

All European woman should go to self-defence courses and to carry pepper spry.If woman know to fight they ll escape they are cowards

By the way, fun fact, Islamists, especially the radical ones who are into Jihad, believe that if they are killed by women they will go to hell, the Kurds have been finding this out because they have female fighters in their organisations.

[Wilikon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP82h9TIRyw

Published on Feb 2, 2016
How insulting. You know what? In place of the normal frustration, I think I'll just paste this comment Jani Laaksonen left on the video on Facebook that pretty much sums up what I'm thinking.

To all the foreign women. In case of getting sexually harassed in Finland:

1. Face the molester and raise either of your hands, palm forward, preferably with a mitten on it. The mere sight of this unerotic winter garment is usually enough to deprive your average assailant of any sexual expectations he might have had about the scenario.

Note: beware! Raising your hand to more than 90 degree angle might be interpreted as racist! This might attract any free roaming circus clowns in the area. That's right - circus clowns. This is Finland.

2. So the attacker seems to be either resistant or very much into the mitten thing? Time to raise the stakes!

Now use BOTH your hands the way you did with only one previously. This will create an invisible denser-than-air mass of so-called life-force. Thrusting your palms forwards zaps this ethereal field, sending the sexually deviant white hetero man flying to his milky little behind.

The menacing effect can also be amplified verbally by a resolute "EI!" (meaning "No" but as all of the rapists and molesters are probably your typical Finnish carnivore males, an "Ei" will do). If you want to have a little fun with it you can add some hilarious subcontext with an 80's Console Era war cry, such as the infamous "Hadouken!". Heheh, get it? Because of the way your hand-- never mind.

3. Okay, so the darned polar mongol still won't back down and your Midi-chlorian count simply isn't enough for yet another Force Push?

Fair enough - don't panic! Remember the OC spray you ordered from Ebay last week? Yes, the one advertised to "make the f*cker bleed his eyes to Primordial Soup", yes that's the one!

Don't use it. Leave it in your bag and let it give your swing some serious extra momentum as you crush the horny devil's cranium to smithereens with your awesome weapon of makeup and selfie-device carrying Leather Sledge. You know you didn't want to do this but he just gave you no choice. The man was basically begging to be pursed to death.

Unfortunately there's nothing to be done with the sinister Steven Seagal-Inspired background action tune. We do not have any experience with it as it is a new phenomenon and here we embrace everything new and exciting. Cope with it.

This video needs its own thread, definitely.

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You guys sure it's not a fake? Lmao

[galdur]

Here it is on the Facebook channel of that Finnish TV station.

Yle Oulu
Oulun poliisin mukaan kielto, kädet ja käsilaukku ovat avainasemassa katuahdistelijaa vastaan. Tässä havainnollistava video / Say No!, push and use your handbag − Top Three methods against the street harassment according to Police -antti&kati

https://www.facebook.com/yleoulu/videos/10153825767184757/?permPage=1

[bizerinm]

All people should take care, their target are no only woman, we have the case of stabbed man with child in Hamburg..so all people should know about self defence

[Lethn]

All people should take care, their target are no only woman, we have the case of stabbed man with child in Hamburg..so all people should know about self defence

It's true, If you noticed, I posted up a list of stuff in the comments page, while women will be targeted more people like this go after weak targets or people they perceive as weak.

[bizerinm]

Yes, and also old people in retirement, it was attack on them in Munchen in metro, and in one village in Germany

[salinizm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP82h9TIRyw

Published on Feb 2, 2016
How insulting. You know what? In place of the normal frustration, I think I'll just paste this comment Jani Laaksonen left on the video on Facebook that pretty much sums up what I'm thinking.

To all the foreign women. In case of getting sexually harassed in Finland:

1. Face the molester and raise either of your hands, palm forward, preferably with a mitten on it. The mere sight of this unerotic winter garment is usually enough to deprive your average assailant of any sexual expectations he might have had about the scenario.

Note: beware! Raising your hand to more than 90 degree angle might be interpreted as racist! This might attract any free roaming circus clowns in the area. That's right - circus clowns. This is Finland.

2. So the attacker seems to be either resistant or very much into the mitten thing? Time to raise the stakes!

Now use BOTH your hands the way you did with only one previously. This will create an invisible denser-than-air mass of so-called life-force. Thrusting your palms forwards zaps this ethereal field, sending the sexually deviant white hetero man flying to his milky little behind.

The menacing effect can also be amplified verbally by a resolute "EI!" (meaning "No" but as all of the rapists and molesters are probably your typical Finnish carnivore males, an "Ei" will do). If you want to have a little fun with it you can add some hilarious subcontext with an 80's Console Era war cry, such as the infamous "Hadouken!". Heheh, get it? Because of the way your hand-- never mind.

3. Okay, so the darned polar mongol still won't back down and your Midi-chlorian count simply isn't enough for yet another Force Push?

Fair enough - don't panic! Remember the OC spray you ordered from Ebay last week? Yes, the one advertised to "make the f*cker bleed his eyes to Primordial Soup", yes that's the one!

Don't use it. Leave it in your bag and let it give your swing some serious extra momentum as you crush the horny devil's cranium to smithereens with your awesome weapon of makeup and selfie-device carrying Leather Sledge. You know you didn't want to do this but he just gave you no choice. The man was basically begging to be pursed to death.

Unfortunately there's nothing to be done with the sinister Steven Seagal-Inspired background action tune. We do not have any experience with it as it is a new phenomenon and here we embrace everything new and exciting. Cope with it.

as women , we have to take martial art classes or carry tear gas.. this is so insulting..

[jak1]

they will escape like rats if woman start defend herself and start beating them..And they won't go to Allah if woman kills them

[popcorn1]

IF YOU CAN EVERYONE SHOULD GO TO SELF DEFENCE
keeps you fit and one day it might come in handy

[galdur]

I´m sure women can be quite proficient in weaponless self-defense but against male attackers I´d recommend an extendable baton. This is a very nifty weapon. If you get a good blow to the arms or shoulders or shins or better yet a stab to the groin it´s sure to move all the attacker´s attention from you and to himself.

[Ernstew]

woman, old people, woman with children...all of them should go to self defence classes. You know about attack on old people in tram..so if they later want to be the leaders there..and to agree next movement

[craked5]

I´m sure women can be quite proficient in weaponless self-defense but against male attackers I´d recommend an extendable baton. This is a very nifty weapon. If you get a good blow to the arms or shoulders or shins or better yet a stab to the groin it´s sure to move all the attacker´s attention from you and to himself.

Yeah but problem is in some of those degenerated European countries women don't even have the right to own a shit like this... If they defend themselves with that the man will have the right to sue her even if he attacked first ><

[jak1]

And will be declared guilty on court not only because taking with them pepper or so but also for provocating immigrants. Maybe woman should understand that immigrants came from different countries and that because of that she in her own town, in her own country must forget on freedom and behave so that they don't feel they came in different world

[hugoworld]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP82h9TIRyw

Published on Feb 2, 2016
How insulting. You know what? In place of the normal frustration, I think I'll just paste this comment Jani Laaksonen left on the video on Facebook that pretty much sums up what I'm thinking.

To all the foreign women. In case of getting sexually harassed in Finland:

1. Face the molester and raise either of your hands, palm forward, preferably with a mitten on it. The mere sight of this unerotic winter garment is usually enough to deprive your average assailant of any sexual expectations he might have had about the scenario.

Note: beware! Raising your hand to more than 90 degree angle might be interpreted as racist! This might attract any free roaming circus clowns in the area. That's right - circus clowns. This is Finland.

2. So the attacker seems to be either resistant or very much into the mitten thing? Time to raise the stakes!

Now use BOTH your hands the way you did with only one previously. This will create an invisible denser-than-air mass of so-called life-force. Thrusting your palms forwards zaps this ethereal field, sending the sexually deviant white hetero man flying to his milky little behind.

The menacing effect can also be amplified verbally by a resolute "EI!" (meaning "No" but as all of the rapists and molesters are probably your typical Finnish carnivore males, an "Ei" will do). If you want to have a little fun with it you can add some hilarious subcontext with an 80's Console Era war cry, such as the infamous "Hadouken!". Heheh, get it? Because of the way your hand-- never mind.

3. Okay, so the darned polar mongol still won't back down and your Midi-chlorian count simply isn't enough for yet another Force Push?

Fair enough - don't panic! Remember the OC spray you ordered from Ebay last week? Yes, the one advertised to "make the f*cker bleed his eyes to Primordial Soup", yes that's the one!

Don't use it. Leave it in your bag and let it give your swing some serious extra momentum as you crush the horny devil's cranium to smithereens with your awesome weapon of makeup and selfie-device carrying Leather Sledge. You know you didn't want to do this but he just gave you no choice. The man was basically begging to be pursed to death.

Unfortunately there's nothing to be done with the sinister Steven Seagal-Inspired background action tune. We do not have any experience with it as it is a new phenomenon and here we embrace everything new and exciting. Cope with it.

all woman must carry tear gas and take martial art classes becuse things are getting worse and worse..

[bizerinm]

Yes things are getting really bad so woman and children should learn martial arts. In one village in Europe where is a lot of immigrants children stay at home and don't walk alone parents follow them to school in groups