Still-frozen Thanksgiving turkey Karl Rove has chosen to go a different route.

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Can You Decipher Karl Rove's Mysterious Cryptogram?

Ashley Feinberg
Yesterday 8:39pmFiled to: ELECTION 2016

While some networks (including Fox News) prefer to rely on human-sized iPads and holograms of a young Reagan to read the night’s primary results, still-frozen Thanksgiving turkey Karl Rove has chosen to go a different route. More specifically, the Zodiac Killer route.

For whatever reason, Fox refuses to stop inviting Karl Rove back on his show—despite him being aggressively wrong the last time around. Either way, Rove likes to do things his way. And his way apparently involves some paper, a whiteboard, and Karl Rove’s riddles three.

Can you decipher the Karl’s prophecy of 2016? Do you know who the Zodiac Killer is? We’re not saying the two are necessarily related, of course. We’re just asking questions.

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pink taco
Ashley Feinberg
2/09/16 8:53pm
Off Topic- we're all fucked if Bernie becomes president. He is borderline socialist. Just look at Europe.
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Old Shatterhand
pink taco
2/09/16 9:01pm
What part of Europe? Rumunia, Albania? We are fucked! Norway, Sweden, Denmark? We are fine.
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Tyrant Biggles
pink taco
2/09/16 9:14pm
Many, many people actually prefer living in Europe. Wierd, I know.
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Kyuzo
pink taco
2/09/16 9:18pm
SOCIALIST? You mean to tell me there will be libraries and highways EVERYWHERE?
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flushy78
pink taco
2/09/16 9:27pm
Switzerland is a really, really nice place.

The beer, chocolate and cheese is better over there too.
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ManchuCandidate
Ashley Feinberg
2/09/16 8:41pm
Worst game of Clue ever.

It’s W in the conservatory with a shoe.
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matt.mara
Ashley Feinberg
2/09/16 9:01pm
Hey Ash (can I call you Ash? pretty please?), that shit looks so awful, even the tinned ham’s mum threw up her hands and said “what the fuck is this crap?”
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