How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?

[matete]

Of I woke up and realize that I was in a coma, I would be so happy because so many things might have happened when I was the coma, so many expenses saved, and so have start again.

[Holdaaja]

I would ask why I was in coma and how long.

[Loimu]

I would probably be thirsty as hell so I would pop open a beer and try to ask possible relatives what happened.

[icanscript]

Where's my mobile?

[Coaxme]

hypothetically what would be the first thing youd do?
id kiss my wife  and then KISS ( ) her
and then get stoned but not like in the arab countries

I will shout. What is the bitcoins value now? 

[vixcious]

facial,brush my teeth and then eat some food because im hungry 

[doriangray]

I'll kiss and hug my girlfriend, then ask her to make love to me all day and all night long.

[btcltccoins]

I will thank my God who give me one new life, also i kiss my wife.

[matete]

I'll kiss and hug my girlfriend, then ask her to make love to me all day and all night long.

I presume that after waking up from a coma, you will not have enough energy to make love to your girlfriend, or will it be the other way round?

[barrowfiller]

check bitcoin worth if it worth 10K$ if not go back to the coma and try another time

Genius dude, i will do the same. thanks to your idea

[Note_spark]

check bitcoin worth if it worth 10K$ if not go back to the coma and try another time

Genius dude, i will do the same. thanks to your idea

+1
I was also thinking of same reply, but it is better than mine

[opmac]

Probably go for a nap

[SebastianJu]

i can't believe I'm just the only person who will first check what happen to the thing between my legs before anything else.  
am i the only person capable of thinking which is more important above all?

After long coma all muscles in body would atrophying quite bad.
So probably you will need help even to see what is left there..

Then I'd call my stripper friend to pay me a visit and have her like my pole. make it live again! I never heard of a dick got paralyzed so if it really won't work then i guess there is no reason to live anymore. i'm better off dead than having a dick without a cause 

You give up on life too fast then. You only would need training most probably... and when I read what you write I have the impression you have enough drive to make you train.

[naypalm]

Just like in Futurama, I would check my bank to see if I were a billionaire.

[SebastianJu]

Just like in Futurama, I would check my bank to see if I were a billionaire.

... and buy some stinky fish with it... not...

I wonder if one would have survived in the futurama world at all. It looks dangerous to live there. They might very well let you socially acceptable die... or so.

[Dallas25]

Idk i would probably just be in complete awe of how i survived

[MisO69]

I would check coinmarketcap asap to see where I'm at. 

[setupbounds]

I would ask for a lots of looootss of food haha