How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?

[truckerJoe]

hypothetically what would be the first thing youd do?
id kiss my wife  and then KISS ( ) her
and then get stoned but not like in the arab countries

[Venessian]

for me i will ask my family to buy a bitcoin

ahhahahahahaha

[trickyriky]

demand food water and entertainment, then ask about the date and year lol

[m4nki]

hypothetically what would be the first thing youd do?
id kiss my wife  and then KISS ( ) her
and then get stoned but not like in the arab countries

"How long have I been gone and what happened to Bitcoin?"

[BR01]

check bitcoin worth if it worth 10K$ if not go back to the coma and try another time

[truckerJoe]

check bitcoin worth if it worth 10K$ if not go back to the coma and try another time

good one

[Kagoky]

Definitely be shocked, grab some chinese food, check my bank accounts, email, and see if they've invented a time machine then.

[High Plains Drifter]

Start flirting with the nurses

[SebastianJu]

hypothetically what would be the first thing youd do?
id kiss my wife  and then KISS ( ) her
and then get stoned but not like in the arab countries

You sure your wife wouldn't like your grandma then? And you look into the mirror asking yourself who the old man behind the glass is?

When you are unlucky your wife married some other person in the meanwhile, though when you love her you might wish that to her instead wasting her life waiting years and worrying about you.

Dunno, something better to avoid.

[TooDumbForBitcoin]

I would react the same way I react when I wake up from a nap, or leave a meeting at work, or get off the phone with my mom or Gavin Andreson

I would masturbate.

[Gleb Gamow]

Some guys may just can't wait to get their next drink after coming out of a coma for ten years due to a DUI accident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfvPPPc_UTs

[jmintuck1912]

Check local and national newspapers and then a list of magazines to see what is new. Damn, I am a bookworm. Chicken Soup for the Soul, LOVE those books. Then check a movie out, not to mention food and water and coffee as well.

[--Encrypted--]

the only thing I know for SURE is that I'll try to learn how much time had passed. the rest depends on a lot of things.

[sepely]

Hypothetically it's impossible to know. Hit your head strong and understand.

[kusumadewi]

How long? Current BTC price?

[SebastianJu]

How long? Current BTC price?

Hope you remember your passwords then. Or at least the password to your password manager.

Would be pretty unfortunate when bitcoin price is at $5k a bitcoin and you can't access them.

[buddycool]

Being a girl, I would go for shopping...

[axxo]

It would be like a superhero reaction like this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plgniAt36YY

[electronicash]

i'll first check if my dick is still active. that's what i check every time i wake up. its the most important of all.
and then i check if  the webpage of bangbus movie i love reviewing is up. and if it is then i should breath in breath out to relax a bit.

[matete]

From a coma, my reaction would be that in will be so happy that may be some bad things might have happened without me seeing. At least inwould have avoided so many things