Haskell is an academic language,
and therefore has no future.
Also if OP's skills improved from Haskell'
learning, why he is still using PHP !?
you post is entertaining, because of your closemindedness, but i feel sad for your unenlightened mind.
@OP: functional languages are really awesome, you can solve so many problems just by folding. have you seen typeclasses and monads yet?