Okay, mom and dad. I'm an adult now, you don't need to tell me what I can and can't do.
With mom and dad, you get grounded. As an adult, facing conspiracy and criminal hacking charges, you will most likely go to prison.
Call the cops.
Yeah, I'm gonna face conspiracy and hacking charges for mining some bitcoins on my work computers.... not. The relationship I have with my employers is like the relationship you have with your close friends. I have access to all the computers for a reason. :/ I'm done with this thread. If and admin is reading this, please close it. Peace.