After a more thorough look at what this person sent me, I can definitely say that this one's a scammer.
There are so many red flags, I'm not going to point them out because if I do this person will obviously not make the same mistakes on their next username.
It looks like this is might be a sockpuppet account of a previous scammer.
DO NOT LEND!
Oh god, theymos needs to do something about this.