So, I was cooking dinner when I noticed out the window that it was snowing. Well, with all the rain we had earlier today, I figured that there's no way for it to accumulate. Boy, was I wrong, for less than ten minutes later the entire rain-soaked yard was covered with the shit, hence the question: Which one of you clowns sent me trillions of 2-inch-plus sized snowflakes? I'm looking at you dirt-for-sale dude, since you're probably pissed after learning that I was only kidding about wanting to order your dirt. Or, looking at the mushroom dude for wanting to start and mod my own subsection on this forum. Or, looking at Leroy Fodor because I may have caught him in one possible lie.
It was an aardvark disguised as an anteater. Or maybe the other way around. I can't remember.