All your blocks are belong to ASIC

[Luke-Jr]

In A.D. 2013
War was Beginning.

wizkid057: What happen ?
Inaba/Josh: Somebody set up us the bomb.
PiUK: We get signal.
wizkid057: What !
PiUK: Main stats turn on.
(screen turns on displaying a shadowy masked figure)
wizkid057: It's you !!
Mystery ASIC Miner: How are you gentlemen !!
Mystery ASIC Miner: All your blocks are belong to us.
wizkid057: What you say !!
Mystery ASIC Miner: You have no chance to mine make your time.
Mystery ASIC Miner: Ha ha ha ha ...
wizkid057: Inaba !!
Inaba/Josh: Turn on every 'RIG'!!
Inaba/Josh: You know what you doing.
Inaba/Josh: Mine 'RIG'.
Inaba/Josh: For great justice.

Cast:

• wizkid057, Eligius mining pool
• Inaba/Josh, EclipseMC mining pool and Butterfly Labs (ASIC vendor selling the "Mini Rig")
• PiUK, blockchain.info
• Mystery ASIC Miner, mystery

Disclaimer: This is an entirely fictional record. If you don't get it, click here.

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[Herp-a-derp]

Excellent work 

[maunderingcabal]

Very funny. PPS will be like 0.00000001 per share...

[davecoin]

Where's the video!? 

[greyhawk]

I expected this to be horrible, but it's actually pretty well done.

[v3miner]

Bwahaha. I approve of this message.

[rpgman1]

I thought it was going to poke fun at Minecraft, but its about bitcoin.

[zvs]

oh, i thought you had missed that part.  i see it now.

Let us hope for RIG-01's success. Good luck.