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Vitalik Buterin works for the NSA
March 30, 2016, 12:09:02 AM
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A recent secret report has revealed that Vitalik Butterin works for the NSA and Goldman Sachs both at the same time, and they're in it to annihilate BITCOIN. Government pseudo dappz incoming.
SWIM will send the report to WikiLeaks with evidence within the coming weeks.
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Re: Vitalik Buterin works for the NSA
March 30, 2016, 12:11:43 AM
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This is both hilarious and desperate. Bash Eth all you want with facts, I couldn't care less, but this is childish.
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Re: Vitalik Buterin works for the NSA
March 30, 2016, 12:15:19 AM
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Quote from: bathrobehero on March 30, 2016, 12:11:43 AM
This is both hilarious and desperate. Bash Eth all you want with facts, I couldn't care less, but this is childish.
Perfect fit! Vitalik was still a child too last time i checked …
yet to all non believers of ETH # DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THIS RUSSIAN KID! i know what im talking about, im ukrainian.
THE NSA IS IN THIS FORUMS TOO
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Re: Vitalik Buterin works for the NSA
March 30, 2016, 07:47:47 AM
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You may be right, my friend. As some of us know, NSA stands for Novus Solis Aliens. It's an organization founded by US govt and extraterrestrial beings that were discovered soon after americans landed on the Moon (which is actually a shield that hides alien mothership). Ethereum is an interface to Artificial Intelligence hosted on alien's computer, NSA planned to take control over all devices via this interface and Vitalik is working on realization of this plan.
PS: Did you notice that during spring and autumn you post a lot on this forum, but during winter and summer your activity ceases to zero?
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Re: Vitalik Buterin works for the NSA
March 30, 2016, 10:05:46 AM
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Quote from: Come-from-Beyond on March 30, 2016, 07:47:47 AM
You may be right, my friend. As some of us know, NSA stands for Novus Solis Aliens. It's an organization founded by US govt and extraterrestrial beings that were discovered soon after americans landed on the Moon (which is actually a shield that hides alien mothership). Ethereum is an interface to Artificial Intelligence hosted on alien's computer, NSA planned to take control over all devices via this interface and Vitalik is working on realization of this plan.
Wait, are you saying Vitalik is an alien!
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Re: Vitalik Buterin works for the NSA
March 30, 2016, 10:16:44 AM
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This could explain why Vitalik means Alien in the first language of human history spoke by the Homo Sapiens (which by the way, following studies done by american gouvernment under Bush presidency, could have been created by aliens).
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Re: Vitalik Buterin works for the NSA
March 30, 2016, 11:45:32 AM
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Quote from: pandher on March 30, 2016, 10:05:46 AM
Wait, are you saying Vitalik is an alien!
Look at any video with Vitalik - his body language is unnatural to humans, like he used to another number of limbs. I bet he is an alien.
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Re: Vitalik Buterin works for the NSA
March 30, 2016, 12:00:41 PM
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Look at any video with Vitalik - his body language is unnatural to humans, like he used to another number of limbs. I bet he is an alien.
hahahahahahahah lmfao
, makes senses, the guy is really strange. He is a Vata
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Re: Vitalik Buterin works for the NSA
March 30, 2016, 12:16:29 PM
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Re: Vitalik Buterin works for the NSA
March 30, 2016, 03:29:08 PM
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Quote from: From Above on March 30, 2016, 12:15:19 AM
THE NSA IS IN THIS FORUMS TOO
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And why not? They're prolly here for one, two or all of these three reasons:
1. Taking breaks from their jobs;
2. Looking for ways to make a buck;
3. Shifting to altcoins 'cos they got bored with watching porn.
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Re: Vitalik Buterin works for the NSA
March 30, 2016, 03:35:38 PM
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LOL. I suppose it makes a change from claiming Satoshi works for the NSA.
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Re: Vitalik Buterin works for the NSA
March 31, 2016, 01:44:47 PM
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he never deceived me.
That head... that body... he IS an alien
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Re: Vitalik Buterin works for the NSA
March 31, 2016, 02:35:40 PM
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It all makes sense now! He is an alien and we have all been duped. I knew something about him was just not right....
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Re: Vitalik Buterin works for the NSA
March 31, 2016, 03:14:44 PM
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Quote from: From Above on March 30, 2016, 12:09:02 AM
A recent secret report has revealed that Vitalik Butterin works for the NSA and Goldman Sachs both at the same time, and they're in it to annihilate BITCOIN. Government pseudo dappz incoming.
SWIM will send the report to WikiLeaks with evidence within the coming weeks.
~CfA~
Satoshi Nakamoto actually works for NSA, secret report revealed. Bitcoin is a goldman sach counter operation, Doge coin will send a report to the factory which makes guy flawkes masks so that they can prepare for what's coming. Expect us
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Re: Vitalik Buterin works for the NSA
March 31, 2016, 06:20:29 PM
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That would explain this.
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Re: Vitalik Buterin works for the NSA
March 31, 2016, 06:24:13 PM
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More mature species look like this:
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