Impossible to pay you back

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I would do it, but only in person in the Chicagoland area at a location of your choice and one copy of your photo ID. If you do pay it back, what interest rate are you paying? I want to make sure my risk is worthwhile.

[malevolent]

This is Dank's renegade long lost brother who unfortunately lacks his brother's interpersonal skills to actually find any idiots to send him money.

[SellingMyGPUs]

You don't know math do you. 1000 X $23.70 is $23,700 not $20,000. Please fuck off you fucking imbecile.

Actually it's 1000 x $24.11= $24110

You know, $24.11, the current top you didn't call (see his other thread :-)

[kano]

... I am asking for a loan...

loan  
/lōn/
Noun
A thing that is borrowed, esp. a sum of money that is expected to be paid back with interest.
https://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+loan&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

Those definitions are wrong and the illuminati / secret masonic societies or whatever sick shit is going on behind the scenes is responsible for redefining every word to mean what they want it to mean. In my world, a loan is what you think it is. In your world, you must go to your little dictionary of lies to RE-define meanings of what you should know intuitively. Freak. Get out of my thread now.

Wow - Luke-Jr, we've found you a friend.

[Bowjob]

This topic is once again, about cats!

[Third Way]

50 bitcoins, ill do whatever you want, tell me what to do for 50 btc, or whatever you want. I'll do it.

[KWH]

50 bitcoins, ill do whatever you want, tell me what to do for 50 btc, or whatever you want. I'll do it.

Careful what you promise, it may involve:

[Phinnaeus Gage]

50 bitcoins, ill do whatever you want, tell me what to do for 50 btc, or whatever you want. I'll do it.

I was going to pen, "Boy do I have a thread of you!", but I see you already found it, you perv.   Anybody have a ballpoint pen they longer plan on using? I've got an idea!  

EDIT: It may, or may not, need the product depicted in the post directly above this one.

[KWH]

50 bitcoins, ill do whatever you want, tell me what to do for 50 btc, or whatever you want. I'll do it.

I was going to pen, "Boy do I have a thread of you!", but I see you already found it, you perv.   Anybody have a ballpoint pen they longer plan on using? I've got an idea!  

Sounds like someone has an itch that needs scratching. 

[greyhawk]

Holy shit. It's like a steroid abusing version of Dank!

Now that's an insult to steroid abusers. The vast majority are cool dudes, it's only those that were broken in the first place that get broken even more by "supplementing".

[John (John K.)]

PS: OP id permabanned. He's an old troll we banned some time ago.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

PS: OP id permabanned. He's an old troll we banned some time ago.

Finally, the global janitor living up to his title. 

[KWH]

PS: OP id permabanned. He's an old troll we banned some time ago.

I think we may need a Panhandler section or tag. Perhaps up the post count to solicit, beg, borrow or troll for coins.