No i can not feel you LOL
I recall as a teen though being amused finding a granny porn magazine called plus 50 or something
My ex-girlfriend many years ago was whining at me about going with her mom
to see some midget circus show type thing on tour going town to town... knowing her Mom was a whore.
She was implying something might happen hoping for me to say, No don't go baby i love you
I laughed in her face LOUD !!!!!!!!!
I told her go hard.. you wanna go on tour fucking midgets have at 'er HAHHAHAHHA
She did..
She went to one town then came back after one show. (no idea what happened either)
She did tell me she went and hung out with them after the show having a beer so who knows..
While she was gone though i kept telling all my friends,
"my Girlfriend ran off with the Circus and is out of town fucking midgets"
It was worth the dumb slut cheating on me just for me to be able say that
I agree with the fake tits crap though.. why they even bother i have no idea. (often with lip injections too)
But OP it sounds to me like you need some weirdo porn to get you off now.
What not into S&M ? ..Ass Training whoores ?
I guess i just like me the classics.. Perfect ripe younger'ish hotties. (AKA: like on the series Gape Lovers)
EDIT:
@OP
"Am I wrong for liking Granny Porn?"
YES ..you ARE wrong