[FACTS] Mr. Noodles - You're doin' it wrong !

[Spoetnik]

Ok so my ex-girlfriend i lived with a couple years back made Mr.Noodles
I saw her knowing she can't cook and all seemed well until the noodles were cooked.
Then with out draining ANY of the water out she dumped the Spice packet into the water..
Then went off to eat it.

I was like what is this? ..what is this going on over here i was wondering.
what the fuck is going on i wondered.. could this chick be for real or she Trollin' me ?
She says oh this is how you are SUPPOSE to make it.

I said ORLY you bitch be crazy !
You're doin' it wrong honey.

I said you either leave a bit of water in or add some after draining it all out.
Not too much though.. just enough to make sure the noodles are wet during eating.
This also make it taste better / more potent !

She insisted i was wrong.. and i asked, can you even taste the flavor with that much water in there ?

She is a sick bastard.. this is a crime against Mr. Noodles !

People you're doin' it wrong ..thought you should know

PS:
Don't get me started on how to make Kool-Aid  

EDIT:
I made her sleep on the couch that night because of that !

[xhomerx10]

There was never any water left to pour off when I was making them.  It was a long time ago though... back then they're called Ramen though.

Edit:  I hate night shift.

[Spoetnik]

Ramen same thing.. and i meant the package not the Cups eh guys.

[Gleb Gamow]

Ramen same thing.. and i meant the package not the Cups eh guys.

Personally, I like my two noodle accompaniments cupped with a tad masala. 

[Spoetnik]

Ramen same thing.. and i meant the package not the Cups eh guys.

Personally, I like my two noodle accompaniments cupped with a tad masala. 

I think ball cupping is frowned on with Mr Noodles but how else do you hold & eat them ?

And fuck man how does every conversation turn into ball-cupping anyway ? 

And WTF is a masala ? is that code for young Indian boy wearin' short shorts ?