Actually that's not a bad idea. Zerohedge is full of paranoid craziness and I would say the majority of them believe in the whole "If you don't hold it you don't own it" thing with precious metals, and they view bitcoin as magic moon dollars. I also think most of them have elaborate Armageddon bunkers where they store their food, silver coins, and gay sex toys. I have no evidence of this, it's just a hunch.
Knowing ZH, you're right.
They are overly paranoid traders who have a hard-on for holding something in their hand (in more ways than one) and this causes them to miss out on tons of other events that could make them a lot of money.
As for their bunkers, they've probably spent way to much money on them, and they'll never end up using them (hopefully).