Jokes - lets lighten this place up.

[spazzdla]

Golfing Buddies


After their round of golf a guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced for dinner at 6:30.

His wife starts at him right away screaming her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.

"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"

“Because he told me he’s thinking of getting married..."

[therealwatcher]

I'd rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus than a fat girl sitting down crying.