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April 27, 2016, 05:37:50 AM Last edit: April 27, 2016, 08:34:34 PM by AgentofCoin |
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I don't think they will ever incorporate Satoshi into the Modern Bible, it would be considered blasphemy. But people can create new books and those can be added after the New Testament or just be apocrypha.
The following is a parchment that was found in a dark internet cave by a sheep herder.
The Gospel according to AgentofCoin
[1]In the beginning was the Code, and the Code was "trustless", and "trustless" was with the Code. [2]And as foretold by the prophets, a lamb would be born before the abomination of desolation, [3]the one whose experiment will light up the whole world, and they will call him Satoshi Nakamoto, [4]and he shall call them hope, for his future lies within them.
[5]Now Satoshi walked with men in those days, and after, when the protocol was formed and enacted, [6]and he spoke with his followers and answered every question they asked, for he loved them so. [7]And when Satoshi knew that his time was short, he turned to his flock and said "WikiLeaks has kicked the hornet's nest, and the swarm is headed towards us.". [8]But many of his followers did not understand this prophecy and said amongst themselves "What does he speak of? This teaching is too hard.", and then he was gone, for the Code took him.
[9]Now the snake was the most guile in the whole garden and gave his power to the Govs and bankers. [10]And when they saw what was enacted, they said to one another "Come! Let us go down and troll their forums, make FUD, and lie to the news outlets, because nothing they do now will be impossible for them.". [11]And they did descend, with a sickle they split the tribes, and there was much hatred and gnashing of teeth. [12]And when the world saw this, it laughed and shouted "Bitcoin has fallen, has fallen, is Dead, is Dead.".
[13]But this was another lie from that ancient serpent, the one who leads them to perdition. [14]And then I saw a beacon shinning on a distant hill, and the trumpets blew and the air smelled of roses, [15]and I saw that which has not yet come, but is, yet has always been, and I raised my trembling hand to block this brightness, [16]and as I looked through my fingers I could see that ... **[This page is ripped at the bottom and there seems to be other pages missing]**
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