Spoetnik
generally I don't agree with what he says but he amuses me
Thanks i hope to say something interesting in a sea of boring losers on the web.
So many people online are a painful bore that make my happy go limp
I don't care if we all agree on things.
I have my opinions and i come here to read all of yours.
And what we get is the combined opinion soup.
With a side of word salad (Spoetnik Rants / "Stories")
I once made a girl go in the kitchen and make me a Hotdog before i would have sex with her eh.
She was calling me & my buddy over to screw her & her friend (who dated years earlier)
But when i got there i was just not into it and was getting hungry.
So i had her run off to the kitchen to make me a hot dog as i stayed in the room.
And my buddy was in the other bedroom with my ex from years earlier.
So the came back and i ate my hotdog and then i ate her ..she was happy so that is all that matters.
When i say get in the fucking kitchen and make a sandwich women i ain't joking !
And god help you if you forgot the mustard.
I dated one girl i had said that to many times and she thought i was joking..
I'd give her a slap on the ass and say get in the kitchen women.
She never listened though.. the hot ones are lazy