Gavin andresen & CIA associates killed satoshi

[Cryptcracker]

Many of you know me as cryptcracker, the bounty hunter that is uncovering the truth behind the Crypty "hack" and bringing the perpetrators to justice. However I have been doing this kind of work far before the cryptsy incident, I am making this dispatch today to reveal crucial information on the sudden news about Satoshi Nakamoto's identity and the plot Gavin Andresen has been involved in.
 
Satoshi was the greatest mind that I have seen in ages always calm and collected a real genius. Notice that I said was, that's because I'm sorry to say Satoshi Nakamoto was murdered by Gavin Andresen and his CIA associates. The CIA saw the transparency of the blockchain and they thought this would be a good way to track their "dirty subordinates". Let me explain, the CIA gives money, guns and drugs to terrorists so they can do things like stage a coup and overthrow governments this is well documented. The CIA saw the transparency of bitcoin and got the idea to start using bitcoin as one of the ways they fund these dirty subordinates.
 
Gavin was given the task of identifying Satoshi and flipping on him which he did. Once Satoshi was found and about to be captured I was informed 1 of 2 things happened, Satoshi committed suicide or the authorities were successful in capturing Satoshi and Satoshi was tortured and then killed. I am sorry for not being 100% certain on which one it is but it was one of the two I know this because my sources also relayed documents to me showing Satoshis dead body and classified CIA files.  
 
Craig Wright was chosen as the CIA's front man to act like he was the real Satoshi Nakamoto. Gavin Andresen was to use his position in the community to pass this off. However these fools completely botched there plan because 1. they don't have the keys to the best of my knowledge and 2. they over estimated their manipulative tactics. The CIA got used to pulling these tactics on the general population but they didn't understand something this transparent wouldn't work against the bitcoin Community since it's much more tech savvy.
 
This was one of the saddest stories that I have known about for a while and I think it needs to get out there. I am currently hesitant in releasing the confidential CIA files because if Satoshi's identity is know his friends and family will be in danger along with my sources. I will attempt to secure them so they are not in danger once that is done I might be able to release the files.
 
Thank you for your time, another dispatch will be coming soon.

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[xhomerx10]

Wrong section.  Move this to "fantasy and fiction" as it doesn't belong here.

[kik1977]

Waiting for the evidence.

[BitBerau]

Isn't this a movie already called Zero dark thirty?  But starring SNS 

[NyeFe]

Tl;dr anyone?

[Cryptcracker]

I am sorry to say but this story is true.

[From Above]

I am sorry to say but this story is true.

I am Vladimir Putin.  You won't believe it, but it's true.

~CfA~

[BARR_Official]

It's true, I saw those same dead satoshi pics on pinterest

[DannyHamilton]

Tl;dr anyone?

Sure.

CIA and Gavin conspired to capture Satoshi.

No explanation of why they would want to do that.

Either CIA killed him, or he committed suicide in captivity.

CIA convinced Gavin and Mr. Wright to pretend like Mr. Wright is Satoshi.

No explanation of why they would want the world to believe that Mr. Wright is Satoshi.

[vodaljepa]

I love bitcoin land, so much entertainment it's better then TV

[gentlemand]

I'm sleeping with the heads of Mossad, CIA, MI6 and the FSB. I'll ask them for some corroboration tonight if I get a chance to get a word out. I usually don't.

[Snorek]

Well, I believe that 9/11 was an inside job. Because there are plenty of evidence to back that theory up. Some of the greatest minds support this theory too...
But this story Op presented is just pure fiction without any meaningful explanation - do you have even one slight piece of evidence to backup your story? Anything?

[fenican]

"Many of you know me as a junior account with no credibility who loves conspiracy theories"

FYP

[NyeFe]

Tl;dr anyone?

Sure.

CIA and Gavin conspired to capture Satoshi.

No explanation of why they would want to do that.

Either CIA killed him, or he committed suicide in captivity.

CIA convinced Gavin and Mr. Wright to pretend like Mr. Wright is Satoshi.

No explanation of why they would want the world to believe that Mr. Wright is Satoshi.

Thanks. Well I can truly say this is bs, and I didn't need to read it to know that,  it would make for good show though.

[gentlemand]

I did go to see Mr Andresen once. I tripped and got stuck in a bush outside his house for several hours incapable of speaking as a pine cone got wedged in there.

I had the chance to study him when he believed himself alone for several hours. Not once did he blink. Nor did his feet touch the ground as he levitated around the house between one and two metres above the floor. He didn't even swear when he repeatedly smashed his head on the ceilings.

There was something wrong with this picture but I couldn't put my finger on it.

Oh, and he microwaved his lunch with lasers that fired from his nostrils.

[Cryptcracker]

You deny what's right in your face.

[gentlemand]

I wonder how many bright minds have fancied a go at Bitcoin development, caught a whiff of the average thread on the myriad of forums, and run screaming.

[futureofbitcoin]

I wonder how many bright minds have fancied a go at Bitcoin development, caught a whiff of the average thread on the myriad of forums, and run screaming.

Only the smart ones who did their research and realized that the CIA will kill them and replace them with some random dude for no apparent reason.

Oh, and the ones who gave up because they couldn't levitate.

[Cryptcracker]

I don't understand why some of you chose to deny the truth. Perhaps infiltration is worse then previously imagined?

[Eternal Insolent]

I am sorry to say but this story is true.

i admet that it is true as well .