Crumbs,
You do know the difference between money and currency right? Money is a meduim of exchange and a store of value. A currency is only a medium of exchange but not necessarily a store of value. Thats why I have been using the term money when describing gold and bitcoin. You have yet to use the term currency when speaking of fiat, which is a more accurate description.
I'm a patient, softhearted guy, but you're really beginning to try my patience
This is it -- your last chance:
"
Money is any object or record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts in a given socio-economic context or country." --Teh Teachings Of Wikipedos
That's what money is.
That's where gold and bitcoin fail.
There is no country in which gold or bitcoin are "generally accepted as payment for goods and services." Gold was once used, but, alas -- a defunct technology. A relic. No moar.
A feeble case could be made that bitcoin is accepted as payment in a particular socio-economic context -- amongst bitcoin users.
Fair enough, though we've certainly cut our path unintentionally wide: Dope, in that case, would be money amongst strung-out dopers, shoes amongst shoe fetishists, etc., etc. That's what the nerds call Reductio ad Absurdum.
The Dollar, on the other hand, fits the learned Wikipedia definition to a T.
And that's what makes Teh Dollar ...
Sound Money.
Whay you are describing is fiat currency, not sound money. Explain the difference between money and currency if you can.