Could everybody please claim to be Satoshi Nakamoto and get it over with?

[MyBTT]

I am Satoshi Nakamoto. To prove it here is my SHA256 hash.

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I am Satoshi Nakamoto

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5d7c7ba21cbbcd75d14800b100252d5b428e5b1213d27c385bc141ca6b47989e

Lies

Here, I'll start. 

I am Satoshi Nakamoto.

All lies.

I am the real Satoshi Nakamoto, you better respect my authoratay. Or I will take all your Bitcoins .

[edgar]

The hash that proves, that no one of you guys is SN:

Can I come too!!

Je Suis Satoshi

[ed_teech]

The hash that proves, that no one of you guys is SN:

I see your hash, and I confirm you and I are both Satoshi Nakamoto.

[Quantus]

I am the real SN but I couldn't come out before because I have avoidant personality disorder. I can't even go to the store to get food without medication, I suffer panic attacks in open areas and around people.  

I just want to be left alone! That is why I have contacted two PR firms and CNN and will soon be flying around the world to prove to everyone I am the real SN! Then I'll be left alone.
/sarcasm

[Denker]

The hash that proves, that no one of you guys is SN:

This looks like a dried pressed piece of poop!

[ObscureBean]

It sure is a big deal to everyone apparently I honestly don't care if he's satoshi or not. if he decides to dump his bitcoins I will just buy them at a cheaper price.
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I'm satoshi  

Dumping one million Bitcoins would wreak havoc on the market though especially if people are caught unawares. It could trigger a domino effect and if price plummets below a certain threshold it might be difficult for Bitcoin to recover.

[Varuna]

I am Nakamoto SAtoshi (Bitcoin) and also Nicholas von SAberhagen (CryptoNote).

[digaran]

If he wanted to act like God, creates and then poof no where to be found, he should've at least sent out messengers/prophets to guide this lost community find their way that is why he sent me now to say that we all share one soul therefor we all are Satoshi Nakamoto.

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[canhchuacaro1]

Here, I'll start. 

I am Satoshi Nakamoto.

I do not know which benefits
do not need a trust, we can say that we are Satoshi Nakamoto
And " I'm Satoshi Nakamoto "

[Xester]

I also dont care who is Satoshi Nakamoto. Though I am thankful for him for creating such a wonderful currency using blockchain technology but I am more concerned on the usefulness and the value of bitcoin in the market rather than knowing who made it. And another thing it will be useless to claim that we are satoshi since we know deep within ourselves that we are not. At this point of time no one will believe anybody who claims they are Satoshi Nakamoto.

But let me join the fun. I am SN and I made bitcoins just for fun and I did not expect the price to be like this. I am sad that I did not hold a large volume of bitcoin.

[BustyKuroNeko]

Watashi wa Satoshi Nakamoto desu~

[jaberwock]

anyone can claim they are whoever or whatever they want: Satoshi Nakamoto, Napoleon, Donald Trump, God, Ashtar Sheram or anything. If they can't prove then they will just pass as crazy people that should be in the asylum or some scammer

[Wandering Soul~]

anyone can claim they are whoever or whatever they want: Satoshi Nakamoto, Napoleon, Donald Trump, God, Ashtar Sheram or anything. If they can't prove then they will just pass as crazy people that should be in the asylum or some scammer

I don't even understand what good will do if we found the true satoshi nakamoto . Are they going to make him do a bunch of interviews or something? .

Many have tried claiming to be satoshi but in the end they can't provide any valid proofs and we all know that satoshi will continue to hide himself for his safety . And the 1 million bitcoins that they say satoshi have . So what if he dumps it? The bitcoin is already popular it is only a matter of time before it goes back to high price .

[maydna]

if i am the real satoshi nakamoto, i do not want to show myself in the public and i will make people guessing who i am, i do not want my family being public too. it is better for me to still hiding in my room and doing another project.

[0xfff]

------------------- ALL SATOSHI NAKAMOTO'S ABOVE THIS LINE ARE FAKE -------------------

I am the real Satoshi Nakamoto.

------------------- ALL SATOSHI NAKAMOTO'S BELOW THIS LINE ARE FAKE -------------------

[boybugs18]

I dont care whos satoshi nakamoto is but I'm thankful that he creates bitcoin for all who wants private identity hidden when transacting online. He revolutionize anonimity online and hes good at it. Even if he doesnt revealed himself he would still be the creator of bitcoin the coin that we are using now here in the internet.

[Kprawn]

I am Satoshi Nakamoto, so do not even try to claim this fame for yourself. I am willing to prove this, but I only want Gavin to verify my identity.

{ A sucker is born every day } I will sweep one of my private keys and spend a few 1000 coins. Prepare for a massive decline in the price, once

this is done. I will then buy my second island and party all day with my friends who joined me when this started out. Oh, b.t.w do not scale with

SegWit & LN.... those guys are trying to undo all my hard work.... Hard fork block sizes to 8mb and be done with it. 

[Goms]

If I were Satoshi Nakamoto, I won't argue with you guys... I'll just show you my name with my signature attached. I would have done just that if not for the fact that I won't get paid for it.
So what the heck??

[BitcoinMoses]

Hello World !

I am Moses ! BitcoinMoses !

You  are all Satoshist.  Satoshi Nakamoto is a pseudonym of a Robot of the man who invented Bitcoin, he is the man who is real Satoshi Nakamoto. Rest of the developers and Bitcoin traders are Satoshist. He who believe in Bitcoin Big Bang, believe in Satoshi. When you believe in Satoshi you become Satoshist. Let there be many  Satoshist in the world. Adonai Satoshi ! Adonai Bitcoin ! Bitcoin Libertos ! Ethereum Emparatos ! Satoshi Nakamoto Victoros !