Suburban Cleveland, Ohio
We have received a report that a bitcoiner operating a mine has been trapped inside of it for over 12 hours. He is currently stuck deep down the mineshaft in the basement of his parent’s house. Rescue efforts are underway and are currently being coordinated...
Developing StoryWe are receiving more information from the field and should have an update on the story within the hour.
UPDATE 1: Profile of miner revealed
UPDATE 2: Condition of miner revealed
UPDATE 3: Attempting contact with victim's mother
UPDATE 4:
Miner will be just fine ... asshole