Hey Phinnaeus, I found something you'll love...

[juggalodarkclow]

https://www.bitmit.net/en/item/12779-goat

[Phinnaeus Gage]

https://www.bitmit.net/en/item/12779-goat

The last time I ate goat was in the mid 80's at a friend's house who was Greek. It was cooked in one of those hand dug fire pits with a hand turn thingy. It was fuckin' delicious. So was the Bambi. You haven't lived unless you've seen a month-old lamb have it's trough cut al-Qaeda style. Same for the goat.

[Lethn]

Selling goats online? Ebay and Amazon won't be able to beat that! LOL!

[Herodes]

https://www.bitmit.net/en/item/12779-goat

The add says the Goat is 27 years old..

Life expectancy for goats is between fifteen and eighteen years.[26] An instance of a goat reaching the age of 24 has been reported.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goat#Life_expectancy

I'm wondering if someone is trying to auction Goat on this forum ?

The big question is whether Goat approved it or not, and when and if successful whether Goat will be forcefully handed over to the new owners or not.

[greyhawk]

What if goat is selling himself? 

[Herodes]

What if goat is selling himself? 

Damn!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

What if goat is selling himself? 

Read the ToS:

Can a goat sell itself?

Although goats can be sold on our site, any goat trying to sell itself will receive 500 lashes with a wet noodle.

For the doubters, the following is an image of the noodle whip.

[herzmeister]

at least they can bark as well as humans do 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0

[Monster Tent]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnoa4T7KtcU lol

[greyhawk]

What if goat is selling himself? 

Read the ToS:

Can a goat sell itself?

Although goats can be sold on our site, any goat trying to sell itself will receive 500 lashes with a wet noodle.

For the doubters, the following is an image of the noodle whip.

I'm reasonably sure there's people who get off on that.