The fair layoff

[Herodes]

[meowmeowbrowncow]

Highly unethical and illegal in some jurisdictions.

[qwk]

Highly unethical and illegal in some jurisdictions.

Fake, too. But not bad for a prank.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Highly unethical and illegal in some jurisdictions.

A simple rewrite would protect him.

I walked the parking lot, randomly picking cars of whose drivers will get the axe. Unfortunately, your handsome Prius, donning the clever bumper sticker, made the cut. I sincerely hope this doesn't affect your lifestyle nor change the way you feel about your now former employer.

Peace, bro!

[AllYourBase]

If only...

[cbeast]

Ah, good old intimidation. Reminds me of the old days with the Teamster type Unions. Many a scab had been show the error of their ways.

[Littleshop]

Also stupid.  Almost certainly would hurt a company more then it would help if it were really done that way.

Having higher taxes is not a good thing though so far only employees have been saddled with higher taxes post election.

If you DID have higher taxes raising prices would be the first line of defense as your competition most probably would have higher taxes too and would also feel the squeeze.  If that was not in the cards then you would look for your LEAST PRODUCTIVE employees not employees at random.   If you cut people by bumper stickers, you would end up with needed positions empty and when it came time to re-hire you would probably be facing lawsuits from the original employees if they found out. 

[Merralea]

Amusing. Though, I'd rather knock off anyone with any sort of political bullshit on their vehicle, and add back as necessary, being a bit more careful this time...

[Littleshop]

Amusing. Though, I'd rather knock off anyone with any sort of political bullshit on their vehicle, and add back as necessary, being a bit more careful this time...

Car based discrimination.  Maybe not allow foreign car owners.  Or people with RED cars, they may be dangerous.  Or people with high mpg cars, they may be of a certain political persuasion.  Or people with low mpg cars, they may be wasteful with office supplies.  Or people with fart cans..... OK, THAT IS A GOOD IDEA. 

[b!z]

Not funny at all