Coinbase is pulling a Homero. Bitcoin not viable!
Avoid coinbase at all costs!!
I have a virtual version of my snake oil. We could rub it on bitcoin to revive it, it may clear up your bitcoin trollism too. Without bitcoin viable I don't know how you will pay me. We could use ETH, but my wei and gas are full of bullshit. My geth keeps crashing and I throw up when I try to read about it to fix it. The one thing the oil it doesn't cure, ETH nausea. There is a cermony involved. I will need you Mom, your sister, a leg of lamb, a donkey, gatorade, a brown bag, 12 ounces of lube, a lighter and one ounce of your troll essence. You can just pay me in cash. Hide it somewhere fun in your sister.