First REAL working sample of Russian Bitcoin ASIC

[greyhawk]

Making an ASIC hashing device is child's play.  Got my 3 year old working on it right now - just trying to reroute power from the easy bake oven to the flux capacitor.

This is legit, btw. Here's a pic of their first stack of wafers

[Magnate]

clearly a scam-I count 28 cores in that image. Standard practice would to have 8,16, or 32 core, not 28.

And you wouldn't layer them like that. At best you'd do 4 layers of 4x2 each layer.

How are you meant to get the heat out? The top layers will melt!

[greyhawk]

How are you meant to get the heat out? The top layers will melt!

That's the point. The melty goodness will only enhance the crunchy core.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Send me one so I can provide an unboxing video, a video of it running on a pool, photos (inside & out), and to prove it's legit to the community. Once it's proven to be true you know that you will have a magnitude of orders and stand to make a financial killing.

I haven't a good camera right now, but I promise send photos as fast as it possible.

Yeah, real hard to take photo and post them !!!  Much harder than making an Asic
/sarcasm

There's a lot of planning that goes into getting a camera.  You need to figure budget, whether you want 4/3 mirrorless, DSLR, DX or FX if DSLR, Prime or Zoom lens, etc.  Making an ASIC hashing device is child's play.  Got my 3 year old working on it right now - just trying to reroute power from the easy bake oven to the flux capacitor.

I like you!

Read: I may not have a camera, but "Can Shop--Will Travel". The more I sell, the further I can travel. Trust me, I'm not a scammer. If I were a scammer... blah, blah, blah. Besides, not a single person has ever complained about us not... blah, blah, blah. Unlike that only ASIC Bitcoin Miner dude, we will allow YouTube videos to remain up, thus further proving we are not a scammer. And we're not taking pre-orders. As you've seen in the one shopped pic I've provided (with more to come), we're ready to ship now. Ordering from us is fun, come right now, don't walk - run!

[BBQKorv]

You will have a better change of receiving an ASIC miner if you send random amount of one cryptocurrency to one of my addresses on my sig... 










(Hint: 0% change for you to receive anything from me, but I really like to keep the funds)

[lophie]

I will buy your ASICs with 0.000000001BTC. Deal?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Send me one so I can provide an unboxing video, a video of it running on a pool, photos (inside & out), and to prove it's legit to the community. Once it's proven to be true you know that you will have a magnitude of orders and stand to make a financial killing.

I haven't a good camera right now, but I promise send photos as fast as it possible.

Yeah, real hard to take photo and post them !!!  Much harder than making an Asic
/sarcasm

There's a lot of planning that goes into getting a camera.  You need to figure budget, whether you want 4/3 mirrorless, DSLR, DX or FX if DSLR, Prime or Zoom lens, etc.  Making an ASIC hashing device is child's play.  Got my 3 year old working on it right now - just trying to reroute power from the easy bake oven to the flux capacitor.

I enjoy this post so much, I've opted to quote it again.

Don't tell me that fuzznuts doesn't even own a smartphone, let alone asking one of his buds to snap a pic with theirs, then email it to him so that he can edit and post it.

What the fuck's wrong with scammers now a days? When I was a pup...

~Bruno~

[milly6]

You will have a better change of receiving an ASIC miner if you send random amount of one cryptocurrency to one of my addresses on my sig... 










(Hint: 0% change for you to receive anything from me, but I really like to keep the funds)

yep. if you send me enough coins to one of my addresses you might have a chance, at least 1% LOL

[Deafboy]

LOL @ Bolgenos. I appreciate a good joke.

[Xian01]

You will have a better change of receiving an ASIC miner if you send random amount of one cryptocurrency to one of my addresses on my sig... 

BQC: bbFmwK3Qt93vSLFgMep6mSSp4ZiyoqbxxE         
Check this out! (BQC) http://bbqcoin.org/

[Vicus]

This topic is joke from first post.
ASIC Name "Elbrus" is reference to Russian CPU, manufactured at TSMC (reference to Russian/Chinese roots) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elbrus_2000
Name of Russian Linux OS "Bolgenos" is meme in Russian Internet segment representing his maker Popov, who erasing copyrights from open-source programs, renames it and presents as his own work. Unfortunately I can't find any materials in English and give a Russian version (use google translate for ex.): http://www.wikireality.ru/wiki/BolgenOS

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Send me one so I can provide an unboxing video, a video of it running on a pool, photos (inside & out), and to prove it's legit to the community. Once it's proven to be true you know that you will have a magnitude of orders and stand to make a financial killing.

I haven't a good camera right now, but I promise send photos as fast as it possible.

Пoпpocитe oднoгo из вaшиx дpyзeй, ecли вы мoжeтe иcпoльзoвaть oдин из ниx.

http://translate.google.com/#en/ru/

[mobodick]

Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtZs4Gj2lKw

HOLY CRAP dude!
You can print characters to a screen!
How do you DO that??
And such a nice font as well!

Bravo for providing zero information!
It really helps inform the people here...

[Magnate]

nice macro

really needs to be a respectable 3rd party. Send one to bit coin foundation etc. Avalon hand delivered theirs for testing and videos

If you have the money to develop something like this for real, you must be able to do better

[Dalkore]

Please post in this Meta Thread so we can get some moderator attention about these potential and likely scams:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=149441.0

[Bicknellski]

Many variant at once:

 ASICs are a myth!
 ASICs are a scam!
 mine Alt-coins

If bitcoin difficulty will grow up, litecoin will much more profitable. But ALL ASIC vendors are SCAM, so nothing to worry about.

Including you?

[mokahless]

First photo of working prototype.

Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtZs4Gj2lKw

@echo off
setlocal enabledelayedexpansion
set datetime=%date%_%time%
set pool=api2.bitcoin.cz
set message1=accepted block
set message2=from ASIC (#1) at
set message3=mhash
set block=1
:loop
set /a mhs=(!random!/32)+80000
echo %datetime% %pool% %message1% %block% %message2% %mhs% %message3%
set /a block=%block%+1
PING 1.1.1.1 -n 1 -w 2000 >NUL
goto loop

[mobodick]

First photo of working prototype.

Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtZs4Gj2lKw

@echo off
setlocal enabledelayedexpansion
set datetime=%date%_%time%
set pool=api2.bitcoin.cz
set message1=accepted block
set message2=from ASIC (#1) at
set message3=mhash
set block=1
:loop
set /a mhs=(!random!/32)+80000
echo %datetime% %pool% %message1% %block% %message2% %mhs% %message3%
set /a block=%block%+1
PING 1.1.1.1 -n 1 -w 2000 >NUL
goto loop

OMG THAK YUUUUUUUU!U!!!!!

[Sitarow]

First photo of working prototype.

Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtZs4Gj2lKw

@echo off
setlocal enabledelayedexpansion
set datetime=%date%_%time%
set pool=api2.bitcoin.cz
set message1=accepted block
set message2=from ASIC (#1) at
set message3=mhash
set block=1
:loop
set /a mhs=(!random!/32)+80000
echo %datetime% %pool% %message1% %block% %message2% %mhs% %message3%
set /a block=%block%+1
PING 1.1.1.1 -n 1 -w 2000 >NUL
goto loop

OMG THAK YUUUUUUUU!U!!!!!

don't forget to get a Mining contract pointed at your favorite pool. That's what it takes to make it look legit

[BBQKorv]

First photo of working prototype.

Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtZs4Gj2lKw

@echo off
setlocal enabledelayedexpansion
set datetime=%date%_%time%
set pool=api2.bitcoin.cz
set message1=accepted block
set message2=from ASIC (#1) at
set message3=mhash
set block=1
:loop
set /a mhs=(!random!/32)+80000
echo %datetime% %pool% %message1% %block% %message2% %mhs% %message3%
set /a block=%block%+1
PING 1.1.1.1 -n 1 -w 2000 >NUL
goto loop

Must be the most realistic ASICs miner I have seen