Can someone please hack mtgox

[kerogre256]

Can someone please hack mtgox  and scare all 'investors' I need buy some bitcoins... 40$ ehhh I was thinking to by some when thay were 5$, I think I think too much instead DO.

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[greyhawk]

Good evening Madamsir,

thank you for calling Hackmeister & Rechnerdieb Security Consulting GmbH & Co. KG.

Please specify the nature of your required catastrophe.

For DDOS and other service interruptions please press 1.

For general data theft please press 2.

For user authorization data theft please press 3.

For data manipulation please press 4.

Please note our products "General Mayhem" and "Major Data Loss" are not available at this time, as both the General and the Major are on honeymoon vacation right now. Together.

[Herodes]

Please note our products "General Mayhem" and "Major Data Loss" are not available at this time, as both the General and the Major are on honeymoon vacation right now. Together.

What about a royal fuckup then ?

[greyhawk]

Please note our products "General Mayhem" and "Major Data Loss" are not available at this time, as both the General and the Major are on honeymoon vacation right now. Together.

What about a royal fuckup then ?

We don't offer this service, but we hear good things about Blaublut & Nobel Escort Agency.

[veteranBtc]

Can someone please hack mtgox  and scare all 'investors' I need buy some bitcoins... 40$ ehhh I was thinking to by some when thay were 5$, I think I think too much instead DO.

Find a hacker, then pay him, then Enjoy
Jokin' 

[Monster Tent]

Someone hacked bitinstant instead.

[bbit]

Can someone please hack mtgox  and scare all 'investors' I need buy some bitcoins... 40$ ehhh I was thinking to by some when thay were 5$, I think I think too much instead DO.

It doesn't take much. Just keep a hot wallet with no salted passwords and your BitcoinD password out in the open . IT'S A TRADITION IN THE BTC WORLD!

[Herodes]

Someone hacked bitinstant instead.

correct, the coins were gone in an instant.