Medical Speculation

[SaintFlow]

The current herpes infection subtype "bitcoin" is spreading!
Once contracted you will become a livelong carrier
and its genetic information is stored in you neurons.
It will replicate and spread through you local community
if you allow for enough contact to happen.

As other subtypes of this virus it can form blisters often
described by the layperson as "bubbles".
As you doctor I inform you that in the current moment a
potential blister formation has been halted by a stopwall
at 50$. It acts like the substance acyclovir which
stops formation of blisters by halting replication and
will keep you skin intact.

I prescribe use of this ointment avaible in a pharmacy near
you under the tradename zovirax. Also several days of rest
and a healty diet and regular exercise.

[13Charlie]

Funny!