as collateral I can give you rights to my book on how pick up women.
That's a new one
Anything else you can offer as collateral in case of you defaulting?
Maybe something I could easily resell...
It should be fairly clear that the OP is trolling.
He is implying that everyone on here is an overweight single guy. (not everyone that participates on the forum is similar to Vod)
I'm also a personal trainer I would love to work for some of you as I've trained many clients to lose weight.
Either way you should stay away from the OP, as he will repay exactly none of what you send him.
Kind Regards
Panthers52