There is only one permanent solution to this problem. All the decent people like Burt in this fucked up country need to leave. Let all the asshole government leeches stay here and suck the blood out of each other until they're all dead. Then we can come back and reoccupy the empty land. Several countries have agreed to offer asylum to any American that wants to leave if that fool Trump wins. We should take them up on it.
Frying pan into the fire.
I wouldn't leave the US unless I had full diplomatic immunity, able to effectively defend myself & exercise all other human rights, and not have to bribe anyone or go to prison for it.