Are we looking for movie titles or just some movie lines for this menu? Because I don't exactly know what to suggest :p
My suggestion in the OP stemmed from a movie line, but I assume most would be actual servings depicted in movies like
Fresh Monkey Brains, albeit this example would be some palatable meat or possibly a dessert inside a replica monkey skull. On the menu, Fresh Monkey Brains would be accompanied with a smaller font description, e.g.: Tastes like Green Tapioca Pearls with Coconut.
This clip from "Faces of Death" with the Monkey brain eating has been admitted being Faked by the movie makers.
I'm sure in some backwards location on the globe some dumb fuck thinks eating a monkey brain will somehow stimulate their small dick as thought in the Asian areas of world with other animal parts.
Rest assured no matter what you eat it will not make your little dicks any harder.