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June 13, 2016, 08:33:07 AM
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Ok so here is the thing, my life revolves around grapes.
NO FUCKING JOKE !

My favorite drink of fall time is GRAPE KOOL-AID.
But i also like all grape drinks like Grape Flavored Pop's etc.
I like Grape anything..

What got me onto this ?
Well early in the night i was wondering what i wanted to snack on later..
I was thinking about some Oatmeal i eat almost daily with various stuff in it (ALWAYS with raisins)
SO i ended up pulling a load of Raisin bread out of my freezer and having that
with some Peanut-Butter just now..

I had before struggled to figure out which variety sold in stores is the one i like.
Basically i don't mind Sultana's but i REALLY like the Thompson raisins Smiley
For example.. In North America we get Fruit Cake that usually has Sultana "golden" raisins in it.
Where as we have Cereal such as Raisin Bran that has Thompson raisins.
.and yeah duh, we all know which one tastes better Wink

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The breakfast cereal known as "Sultana Bran" in Australia and the United Kingdom is called "Raisin Bran" in the United States and Canada.

Ok so anyway i was not kidding when i said my life revolves around grapes !
I REALLY LIKE FUCKING GRAPES !

Check out the Wikipedia page for them.. they are a super healthy food.

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Raisins can contain up to 72% sugars by weight,[5] most of which is fructose and glucose. They also contain about 3% protein and 3.7%–6.8% dietary fiber.[6] Raisins, like prunes and apricots, are also high in certain antioxidants, but have a lower vitamin C content than fresh grapes. Raisins are low in sodium and contain no cholesterol.[7]

Data presented at the American College of Cardiology's 61st Annual Scientific Session in 2012 suggest that, among individuals with mild increases in blood pressure, the routine consumption of raisins (three times a day) may significantly lower blood pressure, especially when compared to eating other common snacks.[8]

So i was literally born to eat Thompson grapes.. how do i know ?
I was born in the Thompson Okanagan region of BC, Canada for starters..

Then my Dutch grand parents came over from Holland in like 1959 i think where they started a vineyard.
Ever since they have been making world class Wine grown in the Niagra Falls region in Ontario Canada.
I also have lived most of my life in the Okanagan which is a grape growing wine making region with over 100+ Wineries in operation.
(so if i head out around town i will see grapes growing in vineyards)
But yeah my last name is on a bottle of wine..

I was fucking god damn born for grapes motherfuckers !

Ever seen the Workaholics TV episode where they are doing coke in the Club bathroom ?
Well this guy says to the boys, is their business idea either a grape or a raisin ?

..so grapes are even used as slang terms by hip cool on the streets !

Grapes are everywhere and they need to be respected and EATEN !
Go now.. go forth and EAT grapes people.. i command you  Cool

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GRAPES !

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By the way..
Trolling is just grapes made into raisins (FUD)

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June 13, 2016, 08:44:00 AM
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Time for bed. I read halfway through the OP wondering why you carried on about grapes, then to raisins, then back to grapes not seeing the connection. Then it hit me. Yesterday I learnt why I was never able to grow banana trees from the banana seeds I painfully harvested, and it doesn't have anything to do with where I live or the soil or water usage or drying time or other normal stuff.
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June 19, 2016, 03:56:34 AM
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People don't like gRAPES ? Sad

Come on i opened up my heart & shared personal info's with you all !

Do you too have a hidden secret love in your life ?
Maybe you are a turnip man ?
Cotton Candy girl ?

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June 19, 2016, 04:05:48 AM
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Do you only like the red grapes or the green ones too?

Are you a seedless grape type of man?

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June 19, 2016, 05:33:30 AM
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u don't say, is this guy really selling grape seeds for farming?
if not, i don't see this guy is placing stuffs to sell.
before realization i believed it was a rape van. Tongue

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June 19, 2016, 05:47:40 AM
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I was born to like grapes in various forms.
I like ALL of them !

The winery my grandparents started in 1975 was already worth millions..

My life has always revolved around grapes & their various forms.

Do you guys have a food that rules your life too ?
Maybe Goat Cheese ?
Or how about Mr. Noodles ?
I have a room-mate who eats 3 things and mostly Mr. Noodles / Ramen Noodles packets.
If i did that i'd get sick they have nothing but some old rancid oil in them & not much else.
I can tell he gets the runs from them too (we share a bathroom)
Not sure why he eats them.. maybe because they are cheap ?

I know another guy who buys Turkeys and i shit you not the guy bought 16 of them
and put them in his deep freeze last Thanks Giving.

So tell me your secret food love fetish people ..come on you know you want to.

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