Due to a sudden but fortuitously timed business trip, I'll be in a position to go to the Rally to Restore Sanity
in DC on the 30th. I'm going to bring a rally sign, naturally. One side will have a reasonably sane message, the other will be baseless fearmongering. Mongering may not be extreme enough - for this I'd fear for free.
Here's where you come in. I've got slogans I can make posters of, sure, but I'm not above a crass bribe.
For a sufficiently large bitcoin donation, I'll write your slogan(s) in place of mine and display them at the rally. This isn't a straight auction, since I want to balance BTC price with the catchiness of the slogan; the better your slogan is the cheaper I'll wave it for. I'll make a final decision as close to 24 hours beforehand as I can make it, since I don't know what my schedule will be like.
The only requirement I have for your ideas is that they must fit with the rally themes; no bitcoin ads or DISREGARD THIS, but honest reasonability or unreasonable dishonesty. Even though you can't be there, which I'm sure you have a very good reason for, I'm willing to spread the word about... y'know... the wombats. Or zombies. Wombat zombies. Zombats.
As proof I've done this, I'll post a picture of your poster with something Washingtony in the background. Like that obelisk, or Lincoln's feet, or maybe the rest of the rally.
Should I for whatever reason be unable to make it to the rally and post pictures afterwards, I'll of course refund your money.
Reasonable: "Things are getting better" (0 BTC)
Fearful: "Your husband is fucking the babysitter" (0 BTC)