BLAH BLAH BLAH
Do you have a job?
If so I would love to work there and sit on my fat arse all day long, getting paid to yell at people on the Internet.
Your butt hurt much?
So you lost your February BFL shipping bet.
You are being strung along by BFL for months about your "pre-orders" which I like to call "stake" in BFL.
Hows that all working out for you?
I'm sure BFL has a position open where you get to bend over and take it up the tail pipe. Applications are on their website. It's called the "preorder now" button.